After watching it, I really had to rethink my political ideas. Even though they were jokes, he made some strong points. You could tell that he even ment some of them.I just watched Dennis Millers stand-up. Funny stuff. What do you think of his political views?
Pre 9/11 Dennis Miller was hilarious. Post 9/11 he got a little bit scary in his anti-Muslim, pro-war rhetoric.I just watched Dennis Millers stand-up. Funny stuff. What do you think of his political views?
He is very funny and very smart.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
NBA Poll: Dennis Rodman vs. Reggie Miller?
who would you take first?NBA Poll: Dennis Rodman vs. Reggie Miller?
i would take dennis rodman over reggie miller,
dennis rodman a great defensive player, great rebounder, better free throw shooter then shaq,
reggie is a great player and a great perimeter shooter, no doubt, only problem is you can stop or slow down a great shooter like reggie who lives on the perimeter shot, he wasn't a good slasher to the basket, dennis wouldn't really have a problem guarding reggie, rodman guarded jordan before and did well against him!
reggie will have his ';where amazing happens'; but he will be slowed down and eliminated!NBA Poll: Dennis Rodman vs. Reggie Miller?
Who made 6 points in 5 seconds? Reggie Miller! The greatest three point shooter of all time!
Answer.
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reggie miller is the greatest shooter of all time.
the worm is the best rebounder of all time.
i would have to say reggie because of the distractions
Im a bulls fan so i would take rodman for his defesne and rebounding alone if nothing else, but reggie is the overall better player and a better pick, but my biased pick would still be rodman
Whoever picks Rodman is a idiot! Reggie is a FRANCHISE PLAYER while Rodman isn't even a 3rd Option.
That is a very hard question
They were both very good
(Being a bulls fan ill have to go with RODMAN)
(but reggie miller was a great player)
Rodman
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i would take dennis rodman over reggie miller,
dennis rodman a great defensive player, great rebounder, better free throw shooter then shaq,
reggie is a great player and a great perimeter shooter, no doubt, only problem is you can stop or slow down a great shooter like reggie who lives on the perimeter shot, he wasn't a good slasher to the basket, dennis wouldn't really have a problem guarding reggie, rodman guarded jordan before and did well against him!
reggie will have his ';where amazing happens'; but he will be slowed down and eliminated!NBA Poll: Dennis Rodman vs. Reggie Miller?
Who made 6 points in 5 seconds? Reggie Miller! The greatest three point shooter of all time!
Answer.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;…
reggie miller is the greatest shooter of all time.
the worm is the best rebounder of all time.
i would have to say reggie because of the distractions
Im a bulls fan so i would take rodman for his defesne and rebounding alone if nothing else, but reggie is the overall better player and a better pick, but my biased pick would still be rodman
Whoever picks Rodman is a idiot! Reggie is a FRANCHISE PLAYER while Rodman isn't even a 3rd Option.
That is a very hard question
They were both very good
(Being a bulls fan ill have to go with RODMAN)
(but reggie miller was a great player)
Rodman
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Micheal Jordan, Dennis Robman, Scooty Pippin, Reggie Miller or Charles Barkly?
Micheal Jordan all the way for me, not that the other guys are not good, but Michael Jordan is my pickMicheal Jordan, Dennis Robman, Scooty Pippin, Reggie Miller or Charles Barkly?
Mike is kingMicheal Jordan, Dennis Robman, Scooty Pippin, Reggie Miller or Charles Barkly?
Michael Jordan for here as well.
Michael...no one will match him.... then comes Charles Barkley in 2nd in my opinion
Reggie Miller. He is so good at making clutch plays. And even until his last season his body was very fit.
I would think you would have picked Reggie Miller, since his name was the only one you spelled right.
Jordan. By the way- this is a horribly asked question, and you spelled half the names wrong.
jordan
I agree, Micheal Jordan, definately.
Mike is kingMicheal Jordan, Dennis Robman, Scooty Pippin, Reggie Miller or Charles Barkly?
Michael Jordan for here as well.
Michael...no one will match him.... then comes Charles Barkley in 2nd in my opinion
Reggie Miller. He is so good at making clutch plays. And even until his last season his body was very fit.
I would think you would have picked Reggie Miller, since his name was the only one you spelled right.
Jordan. By the way- this is a horribly asked question, and you spelled half the names wrong.
jordan
I agree, Micheal Jordan, definately.
Ten points if you can be the 1st to find the error in this short sentence from a Yahoo story on Dennis Miller?
';he figures he's one of the few people who have read every edition of Bill James' 'Baseball Abstract' statistical analysis books.';Ten points if you can be the 1st to find the error in this short sentence from a Yahoo story on Dennis Miller?
';he figures he's one of the few people who HAS read every edition of Bill James' 'Baseball Abstract' statistical analysis books.';
?? i tried...Ten points if you can be the 1st to find the error in this short sentence from a Yahoo story on Dennis Miller?
Texlady, break down the sentence to its FEWEST components: he's one who has read every edition. Where is the term people? Since it is part of that preposition, you can ignore it!
I disagree. The ';have'; is for ';people'; not ';one,'; and therefore correct.
The first letter should be capitalized. ';He figures...';
';he figures he's one of the few people who HAS read every edition of Bill James' 'Baseball Abstract' statistical analysis books.';
?? i tried...Ten points if you can be the 1st to find the error in this short sentence from a Yahoo story on Dennis Miller?
Texlady, break down the sentence to its FEWEST components: he's one who has read every edition. Where is the term people? Since it is part of that preposition, you can ignore it!
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I disagree. The ';have'; is for ';people'; not ';one,'; and therefore correct.
The first letter should be capitalized. ';He figures...';
Whose politcal humor is funnier: Bill Maher, Jon Stewart or Dennis Miller?
Also, have you ever been influenced by any political commentary that one of these comedians has made?Whose politcal humor is funnier: Bill Maher, Jon Stewart or Dennis Miller?
They're all pretty funny but i think Miller is the funniest. Of course they don't influence me, they are just dopey comedians..Whose politcal humor is funnier: Bill Maher, Jon Stewart or Dennis Miller?
Dennis Miller is the biggest whiner weenie in the freaking WORLD. A hundred years ago on Saturday Night Live he was funny - guess that's cause somebody was writing for him.
There's no question that Jon Stewart is the funniest, but frankly I think he's too damn nice.
Maher has balls. Plus he's funny.
Do they ';influence'; me? No, I don't watch them often or regularly enough. Actually, *I* am the one influencing THEM, since their comedy plays off of what is happening in society.
You know, you and me.
I love Jon Stewart, but I think he pulls his punches a little too much sometimes.....Bill Maher is usually right on and brutal.....I used to like Dennis Miller, until he became a whore for the right.....
I'd say Bill Maher is the funniest, regardless that he is an arsssshole.
He would not seem so funny if his audience was not loaded with liberal shills who will laugh at anythig he says.
But beyound that sometimes he can be really funny!
Miller has more low-key sophisticated comedy. It's not slap-stick or in your face. It would be hard to compare. There's not a thing funny about Maher.
None of the above...Stephen Colbert is my favorite, with his deadpan satire and parody of Bill O'Reilly. And no, he doesn't influence me, he just makes me laugh about how easily others are influenced.
Dennis Miller is the funniest, Jon Stewart is good, but Bill Maher, he stinks, Conan is much better.
Dennis Miller? He was only vaguely funny in the 80's, now he's as funny as a blockage in the heart!
What about the late great George Carlin?
Maher isn't funny at all. Miller and Stewart are both hillarious, though I'm partial to Miller (for both political reasons, and I just like his highbrow style a bit more). Colbert is great too.
All three are kind of dry. Bill Maher and Dennis Miller cancel each other out, so I think we're left with Stewart.
Colbert however is quite funny.
My Fave is Dennis Miller - and no I would never be influenced by political commentary from a comedian, or news commentator.
Maher totally sucks. Stewart sucks a little. Miller is great.
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I like Dennis Miller, personally.
Jon Stewart is very funny, I think.
John Stewart
No
Bill Maher is an idiot, he is just a liberal lapdog.
Jon Stewart tries too hard be funny, and spends too little time on research. He is, at least, open minded enough to call out his own party.
Dennis Miller pushes the mental limit of every listener, that is why libs find it hard to follow along. If you listen, you can tell his program to be well thought out and researched. Although I don't always agree with Dennis, he is too moderate for my tastes on some subjects, he makes more sense then the other 2.
Edit/// Some of these answers show the liberal ';mentality';. Dennis Miller was funny when he was making fun of conservative, but now that he making fun of liberals, he is not funny anymore. Maher doesn't have to make sense or be funny, as long as he drops F bombs directed towards conservatives. Just goes to show, libs are only in favor of free speech as long as it isn't being used against them. Here is some free speech for you, liberalism is for idiots and morons!
It depends on my mood. Dennis Miller's humor is more cerebral, and if you're tired or grumpy it just doesn't fit. When he's on he's brilliant, but when he's off he's unwatchable. Jon Stewart can be extremely funny, but it's definitely comedy for the masses. A lot of his jokes are extremely juvenile, and are the political equivalent of a fart joke. I don't find Bill Maher funny. He's like Carlos Mencia. Even though he COULD be funny he seems to bring a very hostile, belligerent attitude. It doesn't seem like he wants to be funny. So stuff that Dave Chapelle does is hilarious, while the same basic jokes told by Carlos Mencia fall flat. Instead of poking fun he's trying to hurt. And I don't find that funny. Bill Maher is the same way.
Jon Stewart makes me laugh more consistently, although Dennis Miller makes me laugh harder. So I guess it's a tossup. And no, neither of them has ever influenced my political views.
And although many people don't even know who he is, Henry Rollins has some EXTREMELY funny (and smart) political commentary. Both on his show and his spoken word series.
They're all pretty funny but i think Miller is the funniest. Of course they don't influence me, they are just dopey comedians..Whose politcal humor is funnier: Bill Maher, Jon Stewart or Dennis Miller?
Dennis Miller is the biggest whiner weenie in the freaking WORLD. A hundred years ago on Saturday Night Live he was funny - guess that's cause somebody was writing for him.
There's no question that Jon Stewart is the funniest, but frankly I think he's too damn nice.
Maher has balls. Plus he's funny.
Do they ';influence'; me? No, I don't watch them often or regularly enough. Actually, *I* am the one influencing THEM, since their comedy plays off of what is happening in society.
You know, you and me.
I love Jon Stewart, but I think he pulls his punches a little too much sometimes.....Bill Maher is usually right on and brutal.....I used to like Dennis Miller, until he became a whore for the right.....
I'd say Bill Maher is the funniest, regardless that he is an arsssshole.
He would not seem so funny if his audience was not loaded with liberal shills who will laugh at anythig he says.
But beyound that sometimes he can be really funny!
Miller has more low-key sophisticated comedy. It's not slap-stick or in your face. It would be hard to compare. There's not a thing funny about Maher.
None of the above...Stephen Colbert is my favorite, with his deadpan satire and parody of Bill O'Reilly. And no, he doesn't influence me, he just makes me laugh about how easily others are influenced.
Dennis Miller is the funniest, Jon Stewart is good, but Bill Maher, he stinks, Conan is much better.
Dennis Miller? He was only vaguely funny in the 80's, now he's as funny as a blockage in the heart!
What about the late great George Carlin?
Maher isn't funny at all. Miller and Stewart are both hillarious, though I'm partial to Miller (for both political reasons, and I just like his highbrow style a bit more). Colbert is great too.
All three are kind of dry. Bill Maher and Dennis Miller cancel each other out, so I think we're left with Stewart.
Colbert however is quite funny.
My Fave is Dennis Miller - and no I would never be influenced by political commentary from a comedian, or news commentator.
Maher totally sucks. Stewart sucks a little. Miller is great.
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I like Dennis Miller, personally.
Jon Stewart is very funny, I think.
John Stewart
No
Bill Maher is an idiot, he is just a liberal lapdog.
Jon Stewart tries too hard be funny, and spends too little time on research. He is, at least, open minded enough to call out his own party.
Dennis Miller pushes the mental limit of every listener, that is why libs find it hard to follow along. If you listen, you can tell his program to be well thought out and researched. Although I don't always agree with Dennis, he is too moderate for my tastes on some subjects, he makes more sense then the other 2.
Edit/// Some of these answers show the liberal ';mentality';. Dennis Miller was funny when he was making fun of conservative, but now that he making fun of liberals, he is not funny anymore. Maher doesn't have to make sense or be funny, as long as he drops F bombs directed towards conservatives. Just goes to show, libs are only in favor of free speech as long as it isn't being used against them. Here is some free speech for you, liberalism is for idiots and morons!
It depends on my mood. Dennis Miller's humor is more cerebral, and if you're tired or grumpy it just doesn't fit. When he's on he's brilliant, but when he's off he's unwatchable. Jon Stewart can be extremely funny, but it's definitely comedy for the masses. A lot of his jokes are extremely juvenile, and are the political equivalent of a fart joke. I don't find Bill Maher funny. He's like Carlos Mencia. Even though he COULD be funny he seems to bring a very hostile, belligerent attitude. It doesn't seem like he wants to be funny. So stuff that Dave Chapelle does is hilarious, while the same basic jokes told by Carlos Mencia fall flat. Instead of poking fun he's trying to hurt. And I don't find that funny. Bill Maher is the same way.
Jon Stewart makes me laugh more consistently, although Dennis Miller makes me laugh harder. So I guess it's a tossup. And no, neither of them has ever influenced my political views.
And although many people don't even know who he is, Henry Rollins has some EXTREMELY funny (and smart) political commentary. Both on his show and his spoken word series.
What would the maindtream media's reaction be if Dennis Miller had said he wishes Obama had kidney failure?
It would have been treated as a scandal of epic proportions. He would have been lambasted as being a hate-monger, inhuman, and the epitome of poor taste.
Of course, since it was a leftist who wished such a thing on Rush Limbaugh, all is right with the world. Pathetic.What would the maindtream media's reaction be if Dennis Miller had said he wishes Obama had kidney failure?
It would be considered a raciest remark.I was called raciest because I didnt agree with Obama on many issues.The left will slander who they dont like.If I simply disagree with Obama I am labeled a raciest.Leftest want to have their cake and eat it too.What would the maindtream media's reaction be if Dennis Miller had said he wishes Obama had kidney failure?
They would crucify him. The left gets away with murder again. Rush Limbaugh is a great patriot and a source of support and entertainment for millions of hard working Americans who are suffering under 0bama's oppression. That's the real reason why the liberals want him dead. He stands strong against the communist take over
Well thats your opinion I don't think Dennis Miller would have been lambasted to the proportions you predicted. First of all Rush Limbaugh is a drug addict and racist while Obama is our commander and chief, Obama is a lot more important then a loser talk radio host who spews lies and deceit to fool idiot conservatives.
miller,aside from gaffing the language at times,'spefecicity';,';outer perimeter';,is funny,usually amiable with callers,,,,,disagreements don't result in his calling the guy a liar,,,unless the goof goes all conspiratorial,,,,he gives barack obama respect for his humanity,cute family,office,the achievement a striving smart black guy in the white house,,,,,,that remark was low,,,mighty lowww
Thankfully Lush is not our President, and therein lies the difference...you are confusing a two-bit entertainer with a POTUS, and it is there your analogy falls apart.
Plus ';pathetic'; more aptly refers to ND football.
1...Dennis Miller is a washed-up comedian. He isn't funny.
2..You're comparing a hate-filled commentator to the President of the United States. Nice try, but no comparison
The double standard is, of course, quite blatant. But you gotta admit -- it sure is fun to watch the lefties parse and dance around it... with twisted logic that you couldn't blow past your average 9 year old
rush limbaugh is a fat nazi. obama is our president. apples and oranges my friend.
Obama doesn't preach hate on a daily basis. Rush does. Those who preach hatred get it in return.
Dennis Miller is a has-been, and would have been treated as such.
So what you are saying is that the fat guy is equal to our President? Maybe you compare it to saying Keith Oberman or something
Not a big fan of Dennis Miller -but I would consider the source .
He would be found dead in Ft. Marcy park of an apparent suicide.
duhh, the joke only works because Rush said it first
its a ';how would you feel'; joke
hes smart
that is what we all wished for jerry faust.
Sure, just like when Limpo accused Michael J Fox of exaggerating his Parkinson's.
Rush is such a poor little victim.
Fox said he didn't take his meds because they exaggerate the movements. That type of medication eases the locked muscles of Parkinsons that make the walking so diffficult.
My grandmother had Parkinsons so I know what the meds do.
Fox has a very serious case, and Lippo hasn't any reason to make fun of someones illness.
Then too, Obama is president of the US, and Limpo is a radio guy who gets off on tearing the rest of the world apart if they disagree with him. Limbo makes a poor victim.
the Liberal bias in this country is appalling. Everything Conservative is the most extreme, hateful, and unflattering coverage, and the Liberals can do whatever they want. Why was Diane Feinstein's corruption never even mentioned on ABC, CBS, or NBC? Is that because it really doesn't matter or because she is getting a Free pass?
http://www.buffalonews.com/246/story/667鈥?/a>
How did they read that so quickly? My point exactly. The liberals could care less about the truth. It's all rhetoric and emotion. We are done as a nation! You people contribute to the theft of tax dollars and therefore CAUSE poverty with your ignorance.
http://sadbastards.wordpress.com/2007/05鈥?/a>
It'd be hilarious if he said that he wishes Tony Kornheiser would have kidney failure.
Of course, since it was a leftist who wished such a thing on Rush Limbaugh, all is right with the world. Pathetic.What would the maindtream media's reaction be if Dennis Miller had said he wishes Obama had kidney failure?
It would be considered a raciest remark.I was called raciest because I didnt agree with Obama on many issues.The left will slander who they dont like.If I simply disagree with Obama I am labeled a raciest.Leftest want to have their cake and eat it too.What would the maindtream media's reaction be if Dennis Miller had said he wishes Obama had kidney failure?
They would crucify him. The left gets away with murder again. Rush Limbaugh is a great patriot and a source of support and entertainment for millions of hard working Americans who are suffering under 0bama's oppression. That's the real reason why the liberals want him dead. He stands strong against the communist take over
Well thats your opinion I don't think Dennis Miller would have been lambasted to the proportions you predicted. First of all Rush Limbaugh is a drug addict and racist while Obama is our commander and chief, Obama is a lot more important then a loser talk radio host who spews lies and deceit to fool idiot conservatives.
miller,aside from gaffing the language at times,'spefecicity';,';outer perimeter';,is funny,usually amiable with callers,,,,,disagreements don't result in his calling the guy a liar,,,unless the goof goes all conspiratorial,,,,he gives barack obama respect for his humanity,cute family,office,the achievement a striving smart black guy in the white house,,,,,,that remark was low,,,mighty lowww
Thankfully Lush is not our President, and therein lies the difference...you are confusing a two-bit entertainer with a POTUS, and it is there your analogy falls apart.
Plus ';pathetic'; more aptly refers to ND football.
1...Dennis Miller is a washed-up comedian. He isn't funny.
2..You're comparing a hate-filled commentator to the President of the United States. Nice try, but no comparison
The double standard is, of course, quite blatant. But you gotta admit -- it sure is fun to watch the lefties parse and dance around it... with twisted logic that you couldn't blow past your average 9 year old
rush limbaugh is a fat nazi. obama is our president. apples and oranges my friend.
Obama doesn't preach hate on a daily basis. Rush does. Those who preach hatred get it in return.
Dennis Miller is a has-been, and would have been treated as such.
So what you are saying is that the fat guy is equal to our President? Maybe you compare it to saying Keith Oberman or something
Not a big fan of Dennis Miller -but I would consider the source .
He would be found dead in Ft. Marcy park of an apparent suicide.
duhh, the joke only works because Rush said it first
its a ';how would you feel'; joke
hes smart
that is what we all wished for jerry faust.
Sure, just like when Limpo accused Michael J Fox of exaggerating his Parkinson's.
Rush is such a poor little victim.
Fox said he didn't take his meds because they exaggerate the movements. That type of medication eases the locked muscles of Parkinsons that make the walking so diffficult.
My grandmother had Parkinsons so I know what the meds do.
Fox has a very serious case, and Lippo hasn't any reason to make fun of someones illness.
Then too, Obama is president of the US, and Limpo is a radio guy who gets off on tearing the rest of the world apart if they disagree with him. Limbo makes a poor victim.
the Liberal bias in this country is appalling. Everything Conservative is the most extreme, hateful, and unflattering coverage, and the Liberals can do whatever they want. Why was Diane Feinstein's corruption never even mentioned on ABC, CBS, or NBC? Is that because it really doesn't matter or because she is getting a Free pass?
http://www.buffalonews.com/246/story/667鈥?/a>
How did they read that so quickly? My point exactly. The liberals could care less about the truth. It's all rhetoric and emotion. We are done as a nation! You people contribute to the theft of tax dollars and therefore CAUSE poverty with your ignorance.
http://sadbastards.wordpress.com/2007/05鈥?/a>
It'd be hilarious if he said that he wishes Tony Kornheiser would have kidney failure.
Political Humor - who do you think is funnier Stephen Colbert or Dennis Miller?
I love them both!
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Colbert
http://www.dennismillerinfo.com/
MillerPolitical Humor - who do you think is funnier Stephen Colbert or Dennis Miller?
Stephen Colbert! Hands Down.
Dennis was the best back in the 80's to mid 90's. But Colbert is #1 now IMHO.
I'll always love Miller too!Political Humor - who do you think is funnier Stephen Colbert or Dennis Miller?
I'm sure that the answers will be divided along sectarian lines (liberal/conservative).
I like them both, but Dennis Miller's humor is intelligent where Steve Colbert's leaves the impression of intelligence. He's more slapstick, IMHO.
Liberals probably like Colbert better because they get his jokes. Conservatives actually understand what Dennis Miller is saying.
Stephen Colbert normally. The Colbert Report is really funny. I don't hear much from Dennis Miller anymore.
Colbert. Miller just throws obscure references around, says ';cha-cha';, and when you compound it with the visual/sound effects as Fox has been doing, it's worse than Carrottop. Colbert flawlessly executes a persona. Not only is his character well played, but it's politically relevant, and stands as a comment on the crazy Morton Downey Jresque world of cable news.
Colbert has a drier wit, but back in the day - before Millers 9-11 conversion - he was one of the hottest political comedians. And, he was a better writer than Colbert.
BOTH ROCK!!!!!!
Dennis Miller is both the funniest %26amp; smartest person on TV. He wins in a landslide.
I never listened to either.
I don't now.
I used to love Dennis Miller back oin the SNL and Dennis Miller Live days. I think he lost his ';edge'; though, when he chose sides and stopped being an equal-opportunity insulter. Colbert wins.
Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong
I like them both, but I lean a bit more toward Miller.
My real favorite is Bill Maher--he just makes me laugh so.
And to be really technical about it, my man George Carlin started it all--creating humor out of real life...love him.
Colbert tells the truth
while Miller just lies like the
true Republican that he is...
No wonder Bill O'LIElly worships
the grounds Miller spits on!
It's amazing that some idiots would rate these answers as if they were right or wrong. If someone thinks Miller is funnier they get a negative rating? Wow, if you have no tolerance for someone else's opinion on this subject, you really are a small minded little ****.
for our; Orhan Pamuk
Colbert. I love him!
colbert, it's not even close.
I would have to say Stephen Colbert. I watch The Colbert Report regularly and think he's very funny.
colbert.
I've never been a fan of dennis. now carlin and maher have me rolling on the floor.
Colbert.
Colbert by a long shot Miller's rants are getting weaker by the day and Jon Daly blows them both away
And yes I mean John Daly the golfer that is one funny redneck, I love watching him implode year in year out
Dennis Miller
Stephen Colbert is funner and more relevant that Mister weekend anchor, Dennis Miller.
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/the_c鈥?/a>
Colbert
http://www.dennismillerinfo.com/
MillerPolitical Humor - who do you think is funnier Stephen Colbert or Dennis Miller?
Stephen Colbert! Hands Down.
Dennis was the best back in the 80's to mid 90's. But Colbert is #1 now IMHO.
I'll always love Miller too!Political Humor - who do you think is funnier Stephen Colbert or Dennis Miller?
I'm sure that the answers will be divided along sectarian lines (liberal/conservative).
I like them both, but Dennis Miller's humor is intelligent where Steve Colbert's leaves the impression of intelligence. He's more slapstick, IMHO.
Liberals probably like Colbert better because they get his jokes. Conservatives actually understand what Dennis Miller is saying.
Stephen Colbert normally. The Colbert Report is really funny. I don't hear much from Dennis Miller anymore.
Colbert. Miller just throws obscure references around, says ';cha-cha';, and when you compound it with the visual/sound effects as Fox has been doing, it's worse than Carrottop. Colbert flawlessly executes a persona. Not only is his character well played, but it's politically relevant, and stands as a comment on the crazy Morton Downey Jresque world of cable news.
Colbert has a drier wit, but back in the day - before Millers 9-11 conversion - he was one of the hottest political comedians. And, he was a better writer than Colbert.
BOTH ROCK!!!!!!
Dennis Miller is both the funniest %26amp; smartest person on TV. He wins in a landslide.
I never listened to either.
I don't now.
I used to love Dennis Miller back oin the SNL and Dennis Miller Live days. I think he lost his ';edge'; though, when he chose sides and stopped being an equal-opportunity insulter. Colbert wins.
Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong
I like them both, but I lean a bit more toward Miller.
My real favorite is Bill Maher--he just makes me laugh so.
And to be really technical about it, my man George Carlin started it all--creating humor out of real life...love him.
Colbert tells the truth
while Miller just lies like the
true Republican that he is...
No wonder Bill O'LIElly worships
the grounds Miller spits on!
It's amazing that some idiots would rate these answers as if they were right or wrong. If someone thinks Miller is funnier they get a negative rating? Wow, if you have no tolerance for someone else's opinion on this subject, you really are a small minded little ****.
for our; Orhan Pamuk
Colbert. I love him!
colbert, it's not even close.
I would have to say Stephen Colbert. I watch The Colbert Report regularly and think he's very funny.
colbert.
I've never been a fan of dennis. now carlin and maher have me rolling on the floor.
Colbert.
Colbert by a long shot Miller's rants are getting weaker by the day and Jon Daly blows them both away
And yes I mean John Daly the golfer that is one funny redneck, I love watching him implode year in year out
Dennis Miller
Stephen Colbert is funner and more relevant that Mister weekend anchor, Dennis Miller.
Do you agree with Dennis Miller?
I was listening to the Dennis Miller radio show a couple of minutes ago and he was talking about Saddam Hussein, but he said ';Barack...ishouldnthavesaidthat Saddam Hussein';. Wow, what a slip-up. it really ticks me off. What do you guys think about that? Also, he said that the ';best thing for America to do right now is to leave public education to reading, writing, and 'rithmetic and make everything else available after school optionally for the families to pay for.'; I TOTALLY disagree with tha. WHat do you guys think and do you see a point in this? I'm NEVER listening to him agian. blehDo you agree with Dennis Miller?
not at all!
There are more to key/essential studies than that. What about history %26amp; the sciences. We do need to focus on education... but we should not limit to those Essentials at the expense of other essentials. How will a kid learn that he has interest in science if he is never exposed to it. Only elite/financially well off kids will be able to learn about the history of our nation or about Biology.
After thinking about it.. I must say.. it is a 100% ignorant statement!
i hate that fake slip up also... it is so obvious when they do that with his name.Do you agree with Dennis Miller?
The ';slip'; on Obama is a cheap shot and not a particularly intelligent one which surprises me coming from Miller (his script writers are usually better than that :). The School idea actually isn't that bad. I would require civics as well. But limiting the curriculum to those things that every adult has to know is a better idea then offering a wide variety of under-budgeted poorly taught classes that might not ever be used.
denis miller hip and liberal in his SNL years and like most once he got rich then it all changed at least he's fairly up front about it, with his I got mine can't worry about yours attitude. but who cares he's irrelevant and hasn't been funny in years except when he thinks he's being the smartest guy in room which is funny because he's really just a legend in his mind.
I have to tell you that I immediately discount anything he says.
Perhaps that is unfair, but this is a guy who used to be a comedian, wasn't funny and has now re-emerged as some sort of political pundit.
Every time he speaks I feel like I lose a brain cell.
Well, it it actually caused kids to LEARN reading, writing and 'rithmetic...it would be an improvement.
I expect D. Miller was being sensationalist to make a point.
He is a pompous, 5' 1'; little wind bag who keeps getting less and less funny.
The Obama thing? No
The 3 r's? Sounds like a plan.skin
not at all!
There are more to key/essential studies than that. What about history %26amp; the sciences. We do need to focus on education... but we should not limit to those Essentials at the expense of other essentials. How will a kid learn that he has interest in science if he is never exposed to it. Only elite/financially well off kids will be able to learn about the history of our nation or about Biology.
After thinking about it.. I must say.. it is a 100% ignorant statement!
i hate that fake slip up also... it is so obvious when they do that with his name.Do you agree with Dennis Miller?
The ';slip'; on Obama is a cheap shot and not a particularly intelligent one which surprises me coming from Miller (his script writers are usually better than that :). The School idea actually isn't that bad. I would require civics as well. But limiting the curriculum to those things that every adult has to know is a better idea then offering a wide variety of under-budgeted poorly taught classes that might not ever be used.
denis miller hip and liberal in his SNL years and like most once he got rich then it all changed at least he's fairly up front about it, with his I got mine can't worry about yours attitude. but who cares he's irrelevant and hasn't been funny in years except when he thinks he's being the smartest guy in room which is funny because he's really just a legend in his mind.
I have to tell you that I immediately discount anything he says.
Perhaps that is unfair, but this is a guy who used to be a comedian, wasn't funny and has now re-emerged as some sort of political pundit.
Every time he speaks I feel like I lose a brain cell.
Well, it it actually caused kids to LEARN reading, writing and 'rithmetic...it would be an improvement.
I expect D. Miller was being sensationalist to make a point.
He is a pompous, 5' 1'; little wind bag who keeps getting less and less funny.
The Obama thing? No
The 3 r's? Sounds like a plan.
Fox News Channel using Dennis Miller as a ';Political Commentator';?
WTF?!?! Political analyst/ comedian? Have the conservative clan reached a new low???Fox News Channel using Dennis Miller as a ';Political Commentator';?
i think this question turned into an argumentFox News Channel using Dennis Miller as a ';Political Commentator';?
Well Dennis Miller did major in Journalism in school. Maybe you should do your research before you bash someone. Sounds like typical liberal gibberish you're spitting out, attack someones character without knowing their education.
Actually journalism has a lot to do with political commentating, I'd be willing to bet a majority of political commentators you see on TV graduated from college with a degree in journalism. How many politicians actually graduated from college with a degree in politics? Very few, you'll find that politicians have a wide variety of degrees.
First, Dennis has been a political commentator for 20 years. His shows are very thoughtful and funny. He has forgotten more about politics, then your minuscule brain could ever absorb.
First, he has more brains in his little finger than in your whole body. Second, the OReilly Factor never claimed to be a hard news show (again anyone who watches it know this, but liberals just bash things without getting their facts straight). Third, your mama.
i think this question turned into an argumentFox News Channel using Dennis Miller as a ';Political Commentator';?
Well Dennis Miller did major in Journalism in school. Maybe you should do your research before you bash someone. Sounds like typical liberal gibberish you're spitting out, attack someones character without knowing their education.
Actually journalism has a lot to do with political commentating, I'd be willing to bet a majority of political commentators you see on TV graduated from college with a degree in journalism. How many politicians actually graduated from college with a degree in politics? Very few, you'll find that politicians have a wide variety of degrees.
First, Dennis has been a political commentator for 20 years. His shows are very thoughtful and funny. He has forgotten more about politics, then your minuscule brain could ever absorb.
First, he has more brains in his little finger than in your whole body. Second, the OReilly Factor never claimed to be a hard news show (again anyone who watches it know this, but liberals just bash things without getting their facts straight). Third, your mama.
Does anyone have the Dennis Miller Quote about the Tea Parties and how it's insane to want to pay more taxes?
I've heard it on the radio several times as an advertisement for the Dennis Miller Show, but I can't seem to find the exact quote. ';It was something like: The idea that we are so enthralled with our parties that we are now willing to give more money to the government is insane.';Does anyone have the Dennis Miller Quote about the Tea Parties and how it's insane to want to pay more taxes?
No, doesn't sound like he knows what he's talking about. Not into hearing opinions and shouting. U should look up Obama's town hall meeting if you're interested in any facts. he wold be the one who would know better than anyone. But if you're convinced he wants to kill your granny and make this Russia, you may not like it. He didn't have any of that nonsense at HIS townhall meeting because Republicans are bad about accepting facts as they are. The like to throw tea parties and such...
No, doesn't sound like he knows what he's talking about. Not into hearing opinions and shouting. U should look up Obama's town hall meeting if you're interested in any facts. he wold be the one who would know better than anyone. But if you're convinced he wants to kill your granny and make this Russia, you may not like it. He didn't have any of that nonsense at HIS townhall meeting because Republicans are bad about accepting facts as they are. The like to throw tea parties and such...
Saw this last night. Dennis Miller goes off on Obama?
Was watching O'Reilly Factor and Miller went off! Good, I think it's about time someone called him on playing the race card.
What do you think of this clip?
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I loves it!!Saw this last night. Dennis Miller goes off on Obama?
I agree with you wholeheartedly. Obama even wrote in his book that race-baiting would help him in politics. Funny thing is, he is the only one playing that ridiculous game! tsk, tsk...
It's FAR past time for this dirty political tactic being employed by Obama and company to be called out by those of us who are growing more and more outraged everyday both in public and in the media. It's yet another HUGE elephant in the room with Obama.Saw this last night. Dennis Miller goes off on Obama?
Hi!! US polotics is not for me ,but a prez, from the under class is what the US needs to level the equilibrium, of the two ';peoples'; nation.
Maybe you will get to know the difference between, white black, and coloured.
Who didn't see this coming? I knew all along that Obama would use the ';anyone who criticizes me is a racist'; excuse for his complete lack of rational policy ideas
If you've noticed you can't use Fox or O'Reilly or Hannity on this board, directly and have any credibility.
The man only speaks the truth. Obama brings his race up more than anybody else.
wow who cares? Great source FOX, you should get your politics from the National Enquire they're more reliable then fox.
Honey,l love it, too! Way to go Miller!
The greatest truths are said in jest.
He speaks the truth! I love it!
You loves it.....Right......
Miller stopped being entertaining 10 years ago. The only way he can get any attention at all anymore is by spouting right-wing drivel.
As if Dennis Miller is important. He's a second rate comedian anyways. He's not even funny.
O'Reilly and Dennis Miller, huh? What a good judge of character you are NOT
miller is a tool. obama didn't say mccain's name. if you think the 527's are NOT going to do exactly what obama suggested they would, i have a lovely bridge to sell you. and miller is another know-nothing conservative who gets his clock cleaned anytime he faces someone who knows actual facts.
edit: you dislike obama, so anything said against him is valid in your opinion. people who dislike bush are the same way. that's what people like you don't understand: you don't have a monopoly on the truth, just opinions that you seek validation for. when you find them (as you have with this clip) you are satisfied. because what you already believe has been confirmed.
What do you think of this clip?
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I loves it!!Saw this last night. Dennis Miller goes off on Obama?
I agree with you wholeheartedly. Obama even wrote in his book that race-baiting would help him in politics. Funny thing is, he is the only one playing that ridiculous game! tsk, tsk...
It's FAR past time for this dirty political tactic being employed by Obama and company to be called out by those of us who are growing more and more outraged everyday both in public and in the media. It's yet another HUGE elephant in the room with Obama.Saw this last night. Dennis Miller goes off on Obama?
Hi!! US polotics is not for me ,but a prez, from the under class is what the US needs to level the equilibrium, of the two ';peoples'; nation.
Maybe you will get to know the difference between, white black, and coloured.
Who didn't see this coming? I knew all along that Obama would use the ';anyone who criticizes me is a racist'; excuse for his complete lack of rational policy ideas
If you've noticed you can't use Fox or O'Reilly or Hannity on this board, directly and have any credibility.
The man only speaks the truth. Obama brings his race up more than anybody else.
wow who cares? Great source FOX, you should get your politics from the National Enquire they're more reliable then fox.
Honey,l love it, too! Way to go Miller!
The greatest truths are said in jest.
He speaks the truth! I love it!
You loves it.....Right......
Miller stopped being entertaining 10 years ago. The only way he can get any attention at all anymore is by spouting right-wing drivel.
As if Dennis Miller is important. He's a second rate comedian anyways. He's not even funny.
O'Reilly and Dennis Miller, huh? What a good judge of character you are NOT
miller is a tool. obama didn't say mccain's name. if you think the 527's are NOT going to do exactly what obama suggested they would, i have a lovely bridge to sell you. and miller is another know-nothing conservative who gets his clock cleaned anytime he faces someone who knows actual facts.
edit: you dislike obama, so anything said against him is valid in your opinion. people who dislike bush are the same way. that's what people like you don't understand: you don't have a monopoly on the truth, just opinions that you seek validation for. when you find them (as you have with this clip) you are satisfied. because what you already believe has been confirmed.
Anyone heard the Dennis Miller quote on the situation in Israel? Thoughts??
The Palestinians want their own country. There's just one thing about that: There are no Palestinians. It's a made up word. Israel was called Palestine for two thousand years. Like ';Wiccan,'; ';Palestinian'; sounds ancient but is really a modern invention. Before the Israelis won the land in war, Gaza was owned by Egypt, and there were no ';Palestinians'; then, and the West Bank was owned by Jordan, and there were no ';Palestinians'; then. As soon as the Jews took over and started growing oranges as big as basketballs, what do you know, say hello to the Palestinians,'; weeping for their deep bond with their lost ';land'; and ';nation.';
So for the sake of honesty, let's not use the word ';Palestinian'; any more to describe these delightful folks, who dance for joy at our deaths FAMIL until someone points out they're being taped. Instead, let's call them what they are: ';Other Arabs Who Can't Accomplish Anything In Life And Would Rather Wrap Themselves In The Seductive Melodrama Of Eternal Struggle And Death.';
I know that's a bit unwieldy to expect to see on CNN. How about this, then: Adjacent Jew-Haters.'; Okay, so the Adjacent Jew-Haters want their own country. Oops, just one more thing. No, they don't. They could've had their own country any time in the last thirty years, especially two years ago at Camp David. But if you have your own country, you have to have traffic lights and garbage trucks and Chambers of Commerce, and, worse, you actually have to figure out some way to make a living. That's no fun. No, they want what all the other Jew-Haters in the region want: Israel.
They also want a big pile of dead Jews, of course -- that's where the real fun is -- but mostly they want Israel. Why? For one thing, trying to destroy Israel - or ';The Zionist Entity'; as their textbooks call it -- for the last fifty years has allowed the rulers of Arab countries to divert the attention of their own people away from the fact that they're the blue-ribbon most illiterate, poorest, and tribally backward on God's Earth, and if you've ever been around God's Earth, you know that's really saying something.
It makes me roll my eyes every time one of our pundits waxes poetic about the great history and culture of the Muslim Mideast. Unless I'm missing something, the Arabs haven't given anything to the world since Algebra, and, by the way, thanks a hell of a lot for that one.
Chew this around and spit it out: Five hundred million Arabs; five million Jews.
Think of all the Arab countries as a football field, and Israel as a pack of matches sitting in the middle of it. And now these same folks swear that if Israel gives them half of that pack of matches, everyone will be pals.
Really? Wow, what neat news. Hey, but what about the string of wars to obliterate the tiny country and the constant din of rabid blood oaths to drive every Jew into the sea? Oh, that? We were just kidding.Anyone heard the Dennis Miller quote on the situation in Israel? Thoughts??
Wether or not you like Dennis Miller, his take on this is exactly right. Until the creation of Israel the area called Palistine meant Jews. The Arabs living there never called themselves Palistinian, nor did they recogzise the area as ';Arab Palistine';. When the first partition occured in 1948, the Arabs were given a portion of land (Trans-Jordan) that was 10 times larger that Israel. The Arab League turned down this land because they wanted it ALL, not just a part. The Arab League told the ';Arab Palistinians'; to leave while they destroyed Israel, then they, the ';Arab Palistinians'; could return and take the land for themselves. That never happened, as Israel defeated their enemies again and again. Now, this humanitarian crisis with the so called Palistinians is a direct result of their leaders actions, and their refusal to take what has been offered to them time and time again. Until the Arabs and Islam decide to recignise Israels right to exsist there will be no peace.
And finally, both Yassar Arafat and Zahier Mushein have stated publically that Palistine was created as a political entity designed soley to destroy Israel. That information is available to anyone willing to take the time and look it up.Anyone heard the Dennis Miller quote on the situation in Israel? Thoughts??
As he pointed out, Israel was called Palestine for a long time before 1948. So the people who identify themselves as originating from that area, but aren't Israeli, would only logically be called Palestinians. I think Dennis Miller is a total tool.
I can't listen to that pomposity Dennis Miller.
does that mean we gonna come back to the Roman Empire? Cuz romans are pretty numerous in Europe...
Personally, I liked his comments.
Your question is?
On the ';Palestinians'; - exactly. It also needs mentioning that the Jordanians, Egyptians and others have used the ';Palestinians'; quite disgracefully and callously to score political points.
On algebra, however, although I know his comment is a bit of a throwaway jokey aside, we need to honour the Arab and Muslim contribution to huge aspects of our modern-day understandings. Algebra is kind of important in broad swathes of scientific understanding (especially cosmology).
The Arab world have been REJECTING a two state solution since 1937, when it was first proposed.
Israel has ALWAYS agreed to the two state solution. By now there would BE a thriving Palestinian Arab state NEXT to Israel IF the Arab world had AT ANY TIME agreed to it!
Instead, the Arab world has said no PURELY because it won't accept there being ANY Jewish state in the middle east - DESPITE Palestinian Jews being the natives of the region that was named 'palestina' by the Romans when they changed the name from JUDEA.
Israel = 0.01% of the middle east
There were people on that land before it was given to the Jews for Israel. Regardless whether they were called Palastinians or not, they were there.
This is about people, not words or terms.
I don't even know where he's getting much of his information - and since he doesn't bother to illuminate, we shouldn't take it for anything more than it is: an illformed rant.
I have never heard of the Palastinians wanting Israel. They just want their own land. They don't want to subject to Israeli checkpoints just to enter their homes. They want the land they are already on to be actually theirs...or at least not Israel's. And they want Jerusalem, for the same reason everyone wants Jerusalem. Israel considers Jewrusalem to be its capital, the other nations place their embracies in Tel Aviv. Why? Because Jerusalem wasn't supposed to be a part of Israel. It was militarily seized.
I ususally like Miller, but that speech is not only insulting, rediculous and degrading,
its ignorant, and a lack of ignorance is what I normally like in Miller.
BTW, generalizing any population into a single derogatory name like ';Jew-Hater'; will lose you the argument, IMHO. Grow up.
point one, I agree with everything you said, and if you e-me I will send you a copy of an article I recently wrote for a local newspaper.
point 2---you should've provided a link (preferably youtube) to demonstrate the authenticity of Dennis' quotes)
oh shat, here is the article I wrote, which contains some language very similar to yours...written in response to a lady who wrote two bleeding-heart articles decrying the plight of the Palistinians...here goes...
Some 20 years ago when I was running a landscaping business I attended a seminar in Berkley that focused on the evils of chemical fertilizers and pesticides. Seized with the zeal of a convert, I immediately began to preach the gospel of organic everything as being superior to chemical anything.
Some years later, after receiving a college education, I began to look back on those days with a twinge of sheepish regret at my immediate embracing of ideas that sounded good, and were espoused by well-intentioned people, but were ignorant, unscientific, and wrong.
It is from this background that I have studied Joan Huguenard’s recent columns on the conflicts in the Holy Land, titled “Peace and Justice in the Holy Land” and “Let’s love each other and work together.” Ms. Huguenard obviously means well and is sincere and altruistic, but some of her information is obviously based on errors of history, logic, fact, reality, and common sense.
I am going to address four of the emotionally-charged phrases in her columns, and then discuss what I have found to be the reality that flows against them.
';young (Palestinian) children caged in their homes behind chicken wire because of their parents' supreme efforts to keep their precious youngsters safe...';
The children would be a lot safer if extremists did not take shelter behind civilians when launching their rockets against civilian targets. I would be very interested to learn about any Israeli child who has ever been brought to a Palestinian hospital swaddled in plastic explosives in an effort to kill Palestinian medical professionals and civilians. I would be equally interested in learning about Israeli extremists firing rockets at Palestinian enclaves from civilian dwellings because the Palestinians would be reluctant to retaliate against civilian targets.
...';Palestinians were ethnically cleansed from their homeland at the point of a gun...'; (in 1947-48)
Some Israeli settlers were evicted from their homes in the West Bank recently by Israeli soldiers carrying guns---some of them were forcefully evicted. There are doubtless hundreds more stories about Palestinians being forcefully evacuated from their homes, and this is a terrible thing. But the vast majority of land that has passed from Palestinian hands to Israeli hands was purchased, usually for far more than its value, and the transactions were settled quite amicably.
Under Israeli law, and the tenants of Judaism, it is wrong to hurt or defraud others, and if one can say nothing more about Jews, one must admit that Jews usually follow their own rules.
...(how could) ';a people who have been so brutalized inflict such brutality on another people?'
The Israelis have made major, major, conscientious efforts to treat their Palestinian brethren well. There is a lively and ongoing discourse in the Israeli media that examines these issues daily, carefully, and often in opposition to government policy.
This sort of discourse seldom exists in the media of those who oppose Israel, and its right to exist. The people who use phrases such as “ethnic cleansing” and “apartheid” do the world a huge disservice when they apply those emotionally-charged phrases to what has happened in Palestine.
This is not to say that Ms. Huguenard has intentionally misused these phrases, because, in the case of “apartheid” she was simply citing the title of former President Jimmy Carter’s book, “Palestine: Peace not Apartheid.” And she seems to quote Chuck Sher, a Jewish musician from Santa Rosa when she writes that “…Palistinians were ethnically cleansed from their homeland at the point of a gun...” in 1948-49, although this is not entirely clear.
Perhaps the most damning evidence that Ms. Huguenard presents is a graph that purports to represent “Palestinian loss of Israel 1948-2000”, in which the overwhelming majority of land is represented as Palestinian in 1948, and, in almost a photographic negative, is seen to be Israeli in 2000.
This is an understandable misunderstanding. The graph should instead be labeled, “Israeli ownership of land 1948-2000,” and the word “ownership” should be clearly defined. Almost all of the land that now constitutes Israel was arid, unowned, and virtually uninhabitable in 1948. The vast majority of this land was bought from the people who lived on or near it, usually people who had dubious claims to ownership, and was purchased for a lot more than its value, then developed by Israelis from a state of near-uselessness to productivity.
Phrases like “ethnic cleansing” and words like “apartheid” are hugely offensive to Israeli Jews who have agonized over doing the right thing, are linked with horrific practices that are repugnant to Israelis who have worked hard to avoid oppressive treatment of their Palestinian brethren, and just plain flat-out do not apply to the situation on the ground in Israel.
Finally, while it is impossible to give a succinct and balanced view of the issues surrounding the strife in Israel, a few important points should be raised.
There are a dozen Palestinian Israelis in the Knesset, the Israeli parliament, who represent the 20% of Israeli citizens who are of Palestinian descent. They are Israelis and Palestinians, and have full rights under Israeli law.
The word “apartheid” cannot be applied to a people who have the right to vote, to freely associate with whomever they choose, to forge friendships and marry whomever they choose, and who are respected and valued members of the society in which they live. Blacks in South Africa were a majority ruled by a minority, and who could not vote, associate with, marry, or have equal rights under the law of South Africa. To equate this in any way with the policies of Israel is ridiculous and insulting.
(There are two sides to the story of apartheid in South Africa, which does not excuse the horrible treatment of native Africans by the whites in South Africa. But there is no denying the fact that many black Africans came to South Africa from neighboring countries to find a better life, and found it, much like many Palestinian “refugees” came from neighboring countries to the refugee camps and have never lived in Israel. Even the disenfranchised Palistinians in the West Bank have more defacto rights than their counterparts in, say, Syria…)
While I hold President Carter in the highest esteem, his use of the word “apartheid” in the title of his book conforms to an old pattern of exaggerated statements, which his press secretary Jody Powell once referred to as “the Carter hyperbole.” President Carter is not an anti-Semite, but he does try very very hard to see both sides of every issue, often to the detriment of giving corresponding weight to each side of an issue contingent upon its validity.
The idea of “ethnic cleansing” being applied to Israeli policy is absurd. Israel has been the only nation on this planet to actively seek Africans, black Ethiopians, to come to Israel and resettle there, and while recent developments in genetic testing have shown that these folk are not ethnic Jews, they have been granted full citizenship and a far better life than they’d had in Ethiopia, as Israeli citizens.
Lastly, it seems unnecessary to recount the numerous and unique ways in which Israel has been threatened over the years, by enemies from within and without, while surrounded by hostile nations. An apt analogy might be that Israel is like a postage stamp in the middle of a football field and the field is full of people who wish to destroy it. As a functioning democracy with an unruly free press, and because they wish to fight off their enemies while shedding as little innocent blood as possible, they are fighting with one hand tied behind their back. And, dammit, they are winning.
And I am rooting for them.
So for the sake of honesty, let's not use the word ';Palestinian'; any more to describe these delightful folks, who dance for joy at our deaths FAMIL until someone points out they're being taped. Instead, let's call them what they are: ';Other Arabs Who Can't Accomplish Anything In Life And Would Rather Wrap Themselves In The Seductive Melodrama Of Eternal Struggle And Death.';
I know that's a bit unwieldy to expect to see on CNN. How about this, then: Adjacent Jew-Haters.'; Okay, so the Adjacent Jew-Haters want their own country. Oops, just one more thing. No, they don't. They could've had their own country any time in the last thirty years, especially two years ago at Camp David. But if you have your own country, you have to have traffic lights and garbage trucks and Chambers of Commerce, and, worse, you actually have to figure out some way to make a living. That's no fun. No, they want what all the other Jew-Haters in the region want: Israel.
They also want a big pile of dead Jews, of course -- that's where the real fun is -- but mostly they want Israel. Why? For one thing, trying to destroy Israel - or ';The Zionist Entity'; as their textbooks call it -- for the last fifty years has allowed the rulers of Arab countries to divert the attention of their own people away from the fact that they're the blue-ribbon most illiterate, poorest, and tribally backward on God's Earth, and if you've ever been around God's Earth, you know that's really saying something.
It makes me roll my eyes every time one of our pundits waxes poetic about the great history and culture of the Muslim Mideast. Unless I'm missing something, the Arabs haven't given anything to the world since Algebra, and, by the way, thanks a hell of a lot for that one.
Chew this around and spit it out: Five hundred million Arabs; five million Jews.
Think of all the Arab countries as a football field, and Israel as a pack of matches sitting in the middle of it. And now these same folks swear that if Israel gives them half of that pack of matches, everyone will be pals.
Really? Wow, what neat news. Hey, but what about the string of wars to obliterate the tiny country and the constant din of rabid blood oaths to drive every Jew into the sea? Oh, that? We were just kidding.Anyone heard the Dennis Miller quote on the situation in Israel? Thoughts??
Wether or not you like Dennis Miller, his take on this is exactly right. Until the creation of Israel the area called Palistine meant Jews. The Arabs living there never called themselves Palistinian, nor did they recogzise the area as ';Arab Palistine';. When the first partition occured in 1948, the Arabs were given a portion of land (Trans-Jordan) that was 10 times larger that Israel. The Arab League turned down this land because they wanted it ALL, not just a part. The Arab League told the ';Arab Palistinians'; to leave while they destroyed Israel, then they, the ';Arab Palistinians'; could return and take the land for themselves. That never happened, as Israel defeated their enemies again and again. Now, this humanitarian crisis with the so called Palistinians is a direct result of their leaders actions, and their refusal to take what has been offered to them time and time again. Until the Arabs and Islam decide to recignise Israels right to exsist there will be no peace.
And finally, both Yassar Arafat and Zahier Mushein have stated publically that Palistine was created as a political entity designed soley to destroy Israel. That information is available to anyone willing to take the time and look it up.Anyone heard the Dennis Miller quote on the situation in Israel? Thoughts??
As he pointed out, Israel was called Palestine for a long time before 1948. So the people who identify themselves as originating from that area, but aren't Israeli, would only logically be called Palestinians. I think Dennis Miller is a total tool.
I can't listen to that pomposity Dennis Miller.
does that mean we gonna come back to the Roman Empire? Cuz romans are pretty numerous in Europe...
Personally, I liked his comments.
Your question is?
On the ';Palestinians'; - exactly. It also needs mentioning that the Jordanians, Egyptians and others have used the ';Palestinians'; quite disgracefully and callously to score political points.
On algebra, however, although I know his comment is a bit of a throwaway jokey aside, we need to honour the Arab and Muslim contribution to huge aspects of our modern-day understandings. Algebra is kind of important in broad swathes of scientific understanding (especially cosmology).
The Arab world have been REJECTING a two state solution since 1937, when it was first proposed.
Israel has ALWAYS agreed to the two state solution. By now there would BE a thriving Palestinian Arab state NEXT to Israel IF the Arab world had AT ANY TIME agreed to it!
Instead, the Arab world has said no PURELY because it won't accept there being ANY Jewish state in the middle east - DESPITE Palestinian Jews being the natives of the region that was named 'palestina' by the Romans when they changed the name from JUDEA.
Israel = 0.01% of the middle east
There were people on that land before it was given to the Jews for Israel. Regardless whether they were called Palastinians or not, they were there.
This is about people, not words or terms.
I don't even know where he's getting much of his information - and since he doesn't bother to illuminate, we shouldn't take it for anything more than it is: an illformed rant.
I have never heard of the Palastinians wanting Israel. They just want their own land. They don't want to subject to Israeli checkpoints just to enter their homes. They want the land they are already on to be actually theirs...or at least not Israel's. And they want Jerusalem, for the same reason everyone wants Jerusalem. Israel considers Jewrusalem to be its capital, the other nations place their embracies in Tel Aviv. Why? Because Jerusalem wasn't supposed to be a part of Israel. It was militarily seized.
I ususally like Miller, but that speech is not only insulting, rediculous and degrading,
its ignorant, and a lack of ignorance is what I normally like in Miller.
BTW, generalizing any population into a single derogatory name like ';Jew-Hater'; will lose you the argument, IMHO. Grow up.
point one, I agree with everything you said, and if you e-me I will send you a copy of an article I recently wrote for a local newspaper.
point 2---you should've provided a link (preferably youtube) to demonstrate the authenticity of Dennis' quotes)
oh shat, here is the article I wrote, which contains some language very similar to yours...written in response to a lady who wrote two bleeding-heart articles decrying the plight of the Palistinians...here goes...
Some 20 years ago when I was running a landscaping business I attended a seminar in Berkley that focused on the evils of chemical fertilizers and pesticides. Seized with the zeal of a convert, I immediately began to preach the gospel of organic everything as being superior to chemical anything.
Some years later, after receiving a college education, I began to look back on those days with a twinge of sheepish regret at my immediate embracing of ideas that sounded good, and were espoused by well-intentioned people, but were ignorant, unscientific, and wrong.
It is from this background that I have studied Joan Huguenard’s recent columns on the conflicts in the Holy Land, titled “Peace and Justice in the Holy Land” and “Let’s love each other and work together.” Ms. Huguenard obviously means well and is sincere and altruistic, but some of her information is obviously based on errors of history, logic, fact, reality, and common sense.
I am going to address four of the emotionally-charged phrases in her columns, and then discuss what I have found to be the reality that flows against them.
';young (Palestinian) children caged in their homes behind chicken wire because of their parents' supreme efforts to keep their precious youngsters safe...';
The children would be a lot safer if extremists did not take shelter behind civilians when launching their rockets against civilian targets. I would be very interested to learn about any Israeli child who has ever been brought to a Palestinian hospital swaddled in plastic explosives in an effort to kill Palestinian medical professionals and civilians. I would be equally interested in learning about Israeli extremists firing rockets at Palestinian enclaves from civilian dwellings because the Palestinians would be reluctant to retaliate against civilian targets.
...';Palestinians were ethnically cleansed from their homeland at the point of a gun...'; (in 1947-48)
Some Israeli settlers were evicted from their homes in the West Bank recently by Israeli soldiers carrying guns---some of them were forcefully evicted. There are doubtless hundreds more stories about Palestinians being forcefully evacuated from their homes, and this is a terrible thing. But the vast majority of land that has passed from Palestinian hands to Israeli hands was purchased, usually for far more than its value, and the transactions were settled quite amicably.
Under Israeli law, and the tenants of Judaism, it is wrong to hurt or defraud others, and if one can say nothing more about Jews, one must admit that Jews usually follow their own rules.
...(how could) ';a people who have been so brutalized inflict such brutality on another people?'
The Israelis have made major, major, conscientious efforts to treat their Palestinian brethren well. There is a lively and ongoing discourse in the Israeli media that examines these issues daily, carefully, and often in opposition to government policy.
This sort of discourse seldom exists in the media of those who oppose Israel, and its right to exist. The people who use phrases such as “ethnic cleansing” and “apartheid” do the world a huge disservice when they apply those emotionally-charged phrases to what has happened in Palestine.
This is not to say that Ms. Huguenard has intentionally misused these phrases, because, in the case of “apartheid” she was simply citing the title of former President Jimmy Carter’s book, “Palestine: Peace not Apartheid.” And she seems to quote Chuck Sher, a Jewish musician from Santa Rosa when she writes that “…Palistinians were ethnically cleansed from their homeland at the point of a gun...” in 1948-49, although this is not entirely clear.
Perhaps the most damning evidence that Ms. Huguenard presents is a graph that purports to represent “Palestinian loss of Israel 1948-2000”, in which the overwhelming majority of land is represented as Palestinian in 1948, and, in almost a photographic negative, is seen to be Israeli in 2000.
This is an understandable misunderstanding. The graph should instead be labeled, “Israeli ownership of land 1948-2000,” and the word “ownership” should be clearly defined. Almost all of the land that now constitutes Israel was arid, unowned, and virtually uninhabitable in 1948. The vast majority of this land was bought from the people who lived on or near it, usually people who had dubious claims to ownership, and was purchased for a lot more than its value, then developed by Israelis from a state of near-uselessness to productivity.
Phrases like “ethnic cleansing” and words like “apartheid” are hugely offensive to Israeli Jews who have agonized over doing the right thing, are linked with horrific practices that are repugnant to Israelis who have worked hard to avoid oppressive treatment of their Palestinian brethren, and just plain flat-out do not apply to the situation on the ground in Israel.
Finally, while it is impossible to give a succinct and balanced view of the issues surrounding the strife in Israel, a few important points should be raised.
There are a dozen Palestinian Israelis in the Knesset, the Israeli parliament, who represent the 20% of Israeli citizens who are of Palestinian descent. They are Israelis and Palestinians, and have full rights under Israeli law.
The word “apartheid” cannot be applied to a people who have the right to vote, to freely associate with whomever they choose, to forge friendships and marry whomever they choose, and who are respected and valued members of the society in which they live. Blacks in South Africa were a majority ruled by a minority, and who could not vote, associate with, marry, or have equal rights under the law of South Africa. To equate this in any way with the policies of Israel is ridiculous and insulting.
(There are two sides to the story of apartheid in South Africa, which does not excuse the horrible treatment of native Africans by the whites in South Africa. But there is no denying the fact that many black Africans came to South Africa from neighboring countries to find a better life, and found it, much like many Palestinian “refugees” came from neighboring countries to the refugee camps and have never lived in Israel. Even the disenfranchised Palistinians in the West Bank have more defacto rights than their counterparts in, say, Syria…)
While I hold President Carter in the highest esteem, his use of the word “apartheid” in the title of his book conforms to an old pattern of exaggerated statements, which his press secretary Jody Powell once referred to as “the Carter hyperbole.” President Carter is not an anti-Semite, but he does try very very hard to see both sides of every issue, often to the detriment of giving corresponding weight to each side of an issue contingent upon its validity.
The idea of “ethnic cleansing” being applied to Israeli policy is absurd. Israel has been the only nation on this planet to actively seek Africans, black Ethiopians, to come to Israel and resettle there, and while recent developments in genetic testing have shown that these folk are not ethnic Jews, they have been granted full citizenship and a far better life than they’d had in Ethiopia, as Israeli citizens.
Lastly, it seems unnecessary to recount the numerous and unique ways in which Israel has been threatened over the years, by enemies from within and without, while surrounded by hostile nations. An apt analogy might be that Israel is like a postage stamp in the middle of a football field and the field is full of people who wish to destroy it. As a functioning democracy with an unruly free press, and because they wish to fight off their enemies while shedding as little innocent blood as possible, they are fighting with one hand tied behind their back. And, dammit, they are winning.
And I am rooting for them.
My nephew has the same name as dennis miller's son ......?
what is my sister's kid nameMy nephew has the same name as dennis miller's son ......?
WOW--that is so
effing stooooo-pid.My nephew has the same name as dennis miller's son ......?
How about Nephew?
WOW--that is so
effing stooooo-pid.My nephew has the same name as dennis miller's son ......?
How about Nephew?
Dennis Miller for President?
Why not? He is very intelligent, does NOT bend on his core principles (unlike other recent presidential candidates), and can smell B.S. from a mile away.
I would like to officially start the 2012 race with a nomination of the Republican candidate, Dennis Miller.
;)
http://www.dennismillerradio.com/Dennis Miller for President?
No way he's too smart, too extensive of a vocabulary...nobody would understand him :)Dennis Miller for President?
Although I object to most celebrities using their public persona to gain political favor, there are a few I would support. Dennis Miller shares many of my political views, so naturally it's easy for me to be encouraged by the prospect of him running for office.
Dennis Miller is a bright, articulate, and likable prospect, one I would happily support for high office. Just think of how exciting it would be for him to dump Obama after four long years !
Ok, arrange for him to go on the Jon Stewart show %26amp; we can see how much he can take...the world is looking to the USA as a world leader when we can't even get it together in this country %26amp; get behind our President..I think the Sarcosi or whatever his name in France is going to lead the world cause he has more support that Obama.
be better than what we have now, that's for sure.... but oh my goodness, could you *imagine* how long his speeches would be?!
.
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**EDIT3** sorry buddy, i'm saving myself for duncan hunter in 2012
I can't think of a less qualified person. And, he's not even funny anymore.
Wrong, again. Obama is funnier than Dennis Miller
I don't know about president, but if Stuart Smally can run for senate (and possibly win), Miller could.
America would never elect a homosexual.
His running mate if not the front runner should be Kelsey Grammar! Yeah Kramer!
So you like brain-fried coke addicts in public office, eh?
That's a good one.
Yeah... he can run with Carrot Top...skin
I would like to officially start the 2012 race with a nomination of the Republican candidate, Dennis Miller.
;)
http://www.dennismillerradio.com/Dennis Miller for President?
No way he's too smart, too extensive of a vocabulary...nobody would understand him :)Dennis Miller for President?
Although I object to most celebrities using their public persona to gain political favor, there are a few I would support. Dennis Miller shares many of my political views, so naturally it's easy for me to be encouraged by the prospect of him running for office.
Dennis Miller is a bright, articulate, and likable prospect, one I would happily support for high office. Just think of how exciting it would be for him to dump Obama after four long years !
Ok, arrange for him to go on the Jon Stewart show %26amp; we can see how much he can take...the world is looking to the USA as a world leader when we can't even get it together in this country %26amp; get behind our President..I think the Sarcosi or whatever his name in France is going to lead the world cause he has more support that Obama.
be better than what we have now, that's for sure.... but oh my goodness, could you *imagine* how long his speeches would be?!
.
.
**EDIT3** sorry buddy, i'm saving myself for duncan hunter in 2012
I can't think of a less qualified person. And, he's not even funny anymore.
Wrong, again. Obama is funnier than Dennis Miller
I don't know about president, but if Stuart Smally can run for senate (and possibly win), Miller could.
America would never elect a homosexual.
His running mate if not the front runner should be Kelsey Grammar! Yeah Kramer!
So you like brain-fried coke addicts in public office, eh?
That's a good one.
Yeah... he can run with Carrot Top...
Dennis Miller was ranked the worst football commentator of all time. Why is he on ';The Factor'; every night?
ranking was done by an ESPN poll in 2006
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Mill鈥?/a>
I have never met anyone that thinks that this guy is funny, or know of any of his stand up material. I don't know how he makes a living.
Somehow, Bill O'Reilly puts him on Fox News every single night and actually laughs at his jokes. Hannity is starting to use him too. What is the reasoning for this?Dennis Miller was ranked the worst football commentator of all time. Why is he on ';The Factor'; every night?
That's where a lot of washed-up has-beens go.Dennis Miller was ranked the worst football commentator of all time. Why is he on ';The Factor'; every night?
Well, now you've met someone who thinks he's funny. Hilariously funny. How do you do, Mr. Pimp?
Get your facts straight. Dennis is not calling football plays on the Factor. He's only on on Wednesday nights, not ';every single'; night. He's a political commentator and satirist who has a way with words like no other. He freely admits that Monday Night Football was the wrong forum and audience for his humor. He also hosts a show on conservative talk radio.
AND your how old? Its called ';IN YOUR FACE';/ or DRY HUMOR @ it's Best! Look you ';GET IT'; or ';U DON'T'; and maybe you never will. Nothing personal but open your eyes and mind and let just a little bit get in. I don't give props to many and this IS THE FIRST X ONLINE to do that, cause this is a masquerade ball, where you can be whom ever or whatever...(FAKE). Okay, small side track. Point is life is based on perception. Once you understand that you will find that your perception and EVERYONE else's is different cause our perception is JUST THAT. OUR PERCEPTION! WE all have our own thoughts, as well as ';A BROWN SPOT';. So the answer is: He is Smart, Good looking, Distinguished, Funny, Open minded AND ';HE GETS IT';! All of this is MY perception and apparently the perception of many others! If you can't open your mind enough to see the views that others have then your gonna miss a whole lotta *H**! (info.)
He's competing for ';worst political commentator'; honors?
And have you seen Victoria Jackson from SNL lately? Is she insane or what?
He did say one thing that was really funny - though, most MNF fans probably didn't get it...
';That pass was so far left, it almost decapitated Lyndon LaRouche';
Your source is wikipedia? seriously?
How bout Queef Oberman?
The worst of espn now a .......not sure what he is.
He sucks though.
He is an out spoken repub. Those on FOX love that. They feel that they have to compete with John Stewart and others. Dennis Miller doesn't compare though, does he?
I was under the impression David Pleat was the worst,,,,, evidently I was misinformed do you have a link?
He's only on Wednesdays and too intelligent for the NFL or liberal crowd.They can't comprehend what he is saying.
I love him, I think he is a genius. Dennis Miller in 2012.
I think he is pretty funny on the Factor.
You mean that you actually watch The Factor?
i love his caustic wit. never saw him as a sports commentator.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Mill鈥?/a>
I have never met anyone that thinks that this guy is funny, or know of any of his stand up material. I don't know how he makes a living.
Somehow, Bill O'Reilly puts him on Fox News every single night and actually laughs at his jokes. Hannity is starting to use him too. What is the reasoning for this?Dennis Miller was ranked the worst football commentator of all time. Why is he on ';The Factor'; every night?
That's where a lot of washed-up has-beens go.Dennis Miller was ranked the worst football commentator of all time. Why is he on ';The Factor'; every night?
Well, now you've met someone who thinks he's funny. Hilariously funny. How do you do, Mr. Pimp?
Get your facts straight. Dennis is not calling football plays on the Factor. He's only on on Wednesday nights, not ';every single'; night. He's a political commentator and satirist who has a way with words like no other. He freely admits that Monday Night Football was the wrong forum and audience for his humor. He also hosts a show on conservative talk radio.
AND your how old? Its called ';IN YOUR FACE';/ or DRY HUMOR @ it's Best! Look you ';GET IT'; or ';U DON'T'; and maybe you never will. Nothing personal but open your eyes and mind and let just a little bit get in. I don't give props to many and this IS THE FIRST X ONLINE to do that, cause this is a masquerade ball, where you can be whom ever or whatever...(FAKE). Okay, small side track. Point is life is based on perception. Once you understand that you will find that your perception and EVERYONE else's is different cause our perception is JUST THAT. OUR PERCEPTION! WE all have our own thoughts, as well as ';A BROWN SPOT';. So the answer is: He is Smart, Good looking, Distinguished, Funny, Open minded AND ';HE GETS IT';! All of this is MY perception and apparently the perception of many others! If you can't open your mind enough to see the views that others have then your gonna miss a whole lotta *H**! (info.)
He's competing for ';worst political commentator'; honors?
And have you seen Victoria Jackson from SNL lately? Is she insane or what?
He did say one thing that was really funny - though, most MNF fans probably didn't get it...
';That pass was so far left, it almost decapitated Lyndon LaRouche';
Your source is wikipedia? seriously?
How bout Queef Oberman?
The worst of espn now a .......not sure what he is.
He sucks though.
He is an out spoken repub. Those on FOX love that. They feel that they have to compete with John Stewart and others. Dennis Miller doesn't compare though, does he?
I was under the impression David Pleat was the worst,,,,, evidently I was misinformed do you have a link?
He's only on Wednesdays and too intelligent for the NFL or liberal crowd.They can't comprehend what he is saying.
I love him, I think he is a genius. Dennis Miller in 2012.
I think he is pretty funny on the Factor.
You mean that you actually watch The Factor?
i love his caustic wit. never saw him as a sports commentator.
Monday Night Football. Who's (or was) worse, Dennis Miller or Kornheiser?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqfggqkE-鈥?/a>Monday Night Football. Who's (or was) worse, Dennis Miller or Kornheiser?
Miller, hands down. Could you imagine the two of them together with Don Meredith. Turn out the lights.Monday Night Football. Who's (or was) worse, Dennis Miller or Kornheiser?
they both suck but, i would rather listen to miller in the booth than kornhole. at least he didn't ask stupid a** questions.
I think Dennis Miller is a great comedian, but he was a worse fit on MNF than Kornhole.
Miller knew about the same amount and at least he was mildly entertaining...Kornhole is an ********...
Dennis Miller by a mile. Having him in the booth was a joke. He hasn't been funny since SNL.
Dennis Miller sucks at everything he does!
I think Dennis was trying to hard to prove he knew his football. Thats why he failed, he needs to stick to comedy.
Dennis Miller's hilarious, but didn't belong in the booth for a football game. Since he's awesome outside the booth where Kornheiser sucks everywhere, I'll say Kornheiser's worse.
Miller, hands down. Could you imagine the two of them together with Don Meredith. Turn out the lights.Monday Night Football. Who's (or was) worse, Dennis Miller or Kornheiser?
they both suck but, i would rather listen to miller in the booth than kornhole. at least he didn't ask stupid a** questions.
I think Dennis Miller is a great comedian, but he was a worse fit on MNF than Kornhole.
Miller knew about the same amount and at least he was mildly entertaining...Kornhole is an ********...
Dennis Miller by a mile. Having him in the booth was a joke. He hasn't been funny since SNL.
Dennis Miller sucks at everything he does!
I think Dennis was trying to hard to prove he knew his football. Thats why he failed, he needs to stick to comedy.
Dennis Miller's hilarious, but didn't belong in the booth for a football game. Since he's awesome outside the booth where Kornheiser sucks everywhere, I'll say Kornheiser's worse.
';Battle of the wits';-Dennis Miller or Bill Mahr??
Dennis Miller, like mahr but he looks like a creepy huge hefner';Battle of the wits';-Dennis Miller or Bill Mahr??
In a battle of wits, Miller is twice the man Mahr is.';Battle of the wits';-Dennis Miller or Bill Mahr??
dennis miller by far.
Good pairing, they both have their strong and weak points, so it's hard to say who would come out on top. Personally I would just like to see the two of them debate. no matter who won.
In a battle of wits, Miller is twice the man Mahr is.';Battle of the wits';-Dennis Miller or Bill Mahr??
dennis miller by far.
Good pairing, they both have their strong and weak points, so it's hard to say who would come out on top. Personally I would just like to see the two of them debate. no matter who won.
Have you seen this article by Dennis Miller?
Dennis Miller is not Jewish and uses comedy to share some brilliant
comments.
He recently had the following to say about the Middle East situation:
';A brief overview of the situation is always valuable, so as a service
to all Americans who still don't get it, I now offer you the story of
the Middle East in just a few paragraphs, which is all you Really need.
Here we go:
The Palestinians want their own country. There's just one thing about
that: There are no Palestinians. It's a made up word. Israel was
called Palestine for two thousand years. Like ';Wiccan,'; ';Palestinian';
sounds ancient but is really a modern invention. Before the Israelis
won the land in the 1967 war, Gaza was owned by Egypt, the West Bank was
owned by Jordan, and there were no ';Palestinians.';
As soon as the Jews took over and started growing oranges as big as
basketballs, what do you know, say hello to the ';Palestinians,'; weeping
for their deep bond with their lost ';land'; and ';nation.';
So for the sake of honesty, let's not use the word ';Palestinian'; any
more to describe these delightful folks, who dance for joy at our
defeats until someone points out they're being taped. Instead, let's
call them what they are: ';Other Arabs Who Can't Accomplish Anything In
Life And Would Rather Wrap Themselves In The Seductive Melodrama Of
Eternal Struggle And Death.';
I know that's a bit unwieldy to expect to see on CNN. How about this,
then: ';Adjacent Jew-Haters.'; Okay, so the Adjacent Jew-Haters want
their own country. Oops, just one more thing: No, they don't. They
could've had their own country any time in the last thirty years,
especially two years ago at Camp David. But if you have your own
country, you have to have traffic lights and garbage trucks and Chambers
of Commerce, and, worse, you actually have to figure out some way to
make a living.
That's no fun. No, they want what all the other Jew-Haters in the region
want: Israel. They also want a big pile of dead Jews, of course
--that's where the real fun is -- but mostly they want Israel.
Why? For one thing, trying to destroy Israel - or ';The Zionist Entity';
as their textbooks call it -- for the last fifty years has allowed the
rulers of Arab countries to divert the attention of their own people
away from the fact that they're the blue-ribbon most illiterate,
poorest, and tribally backward on God's Earth, and if you've ever been
around God's Earth, you know that's really saying something.
It makes me roll my eyes every time one of our pundits waxes poetic
about the great history and culture of the Muslim Mideast. Unless I'm
missing something, the Arabs haven't given anything to the world since
Algebra, and, by the way, thanks a hell of a lot for that one.
Chew this around and spit it out: Five hundred million Arabs; five
Million Jews. Think of all the Arab countries as a football field, and
Israel as a pack of matches sitting in the middle of it. And now these
same folks swear that if Israel gives them half of that pack of matches,
everyone will be pals..
Really? Wow, what neat news. Hey, but what about the string of wars to
obliterate the tiny country and the constant din of rabid blood oaths to
drive every Jew into the sea? Oh, that? We were just kidding.
My friend, Kevin Rooney, made a gorgeous point the other day: Just
reverse the numbers. Imagine five hundred million Jews and five million
Arabs. I was stunned at the simple brilliance of it. Can anyone
picture the Jews strapping belts of razor blades and dynamite to
themselves? Of course not.
Or marshaling every fiber and force at their disposal for generations to
drive a tiny Arab State into the sea? Nonsense. Or dancing for joy at
the murder of innocents? Impossible. Or spreading and believing
horrible lies about the Arabs baking their bread with the blood of
children?
Disgusting.
No, as you know, left to themselves in a world of peace, the worst Jews
would ever do to people is debate them to death.
Mr. Bush, God bless him, is walking a tightrope. I understand that with
vital operations in Iraq and others, it's in our interest, as Americans,
to try to stabilize our Arab allies as much as possible, and, after all,
that can't be much harder than stabilizing a roomful of super models
who've just had their drugs taken away
However, in any big-picture strategy, there's always a danger of losing
moral weight. We've already lost some. After September 11th our
president told us and the world he was going to root out all terrorists
and the countries that supported them. Beautiful. Then the Israelis,
after months and months of having the equivalent of an Oklahoma City
every week (and then every day) start to do the same thing we did, and
we tell them to show restraint.
If America were being attacked with an Oklahoma City every day, we would
all very shortly be screaming for the administration to just be done
with it and kill everything south of the Mediterranean and east of the
Jordan.Have you seen this article by Dennis Miller?
Sounds like Dennis Miller, but sources say it's not.
Anyway, Dennis Miller used to be much cooler before he got too close to the right wing nut jobs.Have you seen this article by Dennis Miller?
This article will offend every terrorist appeasing liberal everywhere.
Nice
No , thanks so much for sharing it.
It is good to know that there are others who can see the obvious insanity, sometimes you really feel like your the only
one with any sanity in an absolute nut house !
Thanks for that Steve !
I totally agree with him though I still dont like bush
larry, not dennis miller
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/o鈥?/a>
comments.
He recently had the following to say about the Middle East situation:
';A brief overview of the situation is always valuable, so as a service
to all Americans who still don't get it, I now offer you the story of
the Middle East in just a few paragraphs, which is all you Really need.
Here we go:
The Palestinians want their own country. There's just one thing about
that: There are no Palestinians. It's a made up word. Israel was
called Palestine for two thousand years. Like ';Wiccan,'; ';Palestinian';
sounds ancient but is really a modern invention. Before the Israelis
won the land in the 1967 war, Gaza was owned by Egypt, the West Bank was
owned by Jordan, and there were no ';Palestinians.';
As soon as the Jews took over and started growing oranges as big as
basketballs, what do you know, say hello to the ';Palestinians,'; weeping
for their deep bond with their lost ';land'; and ';nation.';
So for the sake of honesty, let's not use the word ';Palestinian'; any
more to describe these delightful folks, who dance for joy at our
defeats until someone points out they're being taped. Instead, let's
call them what they are: ';Other Arabs Who Can't Accomplish Anything In
Life And Would Rather Wrap Themselves In The Seductive Melodrama Of
Eternal Struggle And Death.';
I know that's a bit unwieldy to expect to see on CNN. How about this,
then: ';Adjacent Jew-Haters.'; Okay, so the Adjacent Jew-Haters want
their own country. Oops, just one more thing: No, they don't. They
could've had their own country any time in the last thirty years,
especially two years ago at Camp David. But if you have your own
country, you have to have traffic lights and garbage trucks and Chambers
of Commerce, and, worse, you actually have to figure out some way to
make a living.
That's no fun. No, they want what all the other Jew-Haters in the region
want: Israel. They also want a big pile of dead Jews, of course
--that's where the real fun is -- but mostly they want Israel.
Why? For one thing, trying to destroy Israel - or ';The Zionist Entity';
as their textbooks call it -- for the last fifty years has allowed the
rulers of Arab countries to divert the attention of their own people
away from the fact that they're the blue-ribbon most illiterate,
poorest, and tribally backward on God's Earth, and if you've ever been
around God's Earth, you know that's really saying something.
It makes me roll my eyes every time one of our pundits waxes poetic
about the great history and culture of the Muslim Mideast. Unless I'm
missing something, the Arabs haven't given anything to the world since
Algebra, and, by the way, thanks a hell of a lot for that one.
Chew this around and spit it out: Five hundred million Arabs; five
Million Jews. Think of all the Arab countries as a football field, and
Israel as a pack of matches sitting in the middle of it. And now these
same folks swear that if Israel gives them half of that pack of matches,
everyone will be pals..
Really? Wow, what neat news. Hey, but what about the string of wars to
obliterate the tiny country and the constant din of rabid blood oaths to
drive every Jew into the sea? Oh, that? We were just kidding.
My friend, Kevin Rooney, made a gorgeous point the other day: Just
reverse the numbers. Imagine five hundred million Jews and five million
Arabs. I was stunned at the simple brilliance of it. Can anyone
picture the Jews strapping belts of razor blades and dynamite to
themselves? Of course not.
Or marshaling every fiber and force at their disposal for generations to
drive a tiny Arab State into the sea? Nonsense. Or dancing for joy at
the murder of innocents? Impossible. Or spreading and believing
horrible lies about the Arabs baking their bread with the blood of
children?
Disgusting.
No, as you know, left to themselves in a world of peace, the worst Jews
would ever do to people is debate them to death.
Mr. Bush, God bless him, is walking a tightrope. I understand that with
vital operations in Iraq and others, it's in our interest, as Americans,
to try to stabilize our Arab allies as much as possible, and, after all,
that can't be much harder than stabilizing a roomful of super models
who've just had their drugs taken away
However, in any big-picture strategy, there's always a danger of losing
moral weight. We've already lost some. After September 11th our
president told us and the world he was going to root out all terrorists
and the countries that supported them. Beautiful. Then the Israelis,
after months and months of having the equivalent of an Oklahoma City
every week (and then every day) start to do the same thing we did, and
we tell them to show restraint.
If America were being attacked with an Oklahoma City every day, we would
all very shortly be screaming for the administration to just be done
with it and kill everything south of the Mediterranean and east of the
Jordan.Have you seen this article by Dennis Miller?
Sounds like Dennis Miller, but sources say it's not.
Anyway, Dennis Miller used to be much cooler before he got too close to the right wing nut jobs.Have you seen this article by Dennis Miller?
This article will offend every terrorist appeasing liberal everywhere.
Nice
No , thanks so much for sharing it.
It is good to know that there are others who can see the obvious insanity, sometimes you really feel like your the only
one with any sanity in an absolute nut house !
Thanks for that Steve !
I totally agree with him though I still dont like bush
larry, not dennis miller
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/o鈥?/a>
Bill Maher or Dennis Miller? Or both? Why?
Do you like one comedian rather than the other? Do you like both of them? Dislike both of them? Please explain why.Bill Maher or Dennis Miller? Or both? Why?
no body gets me more pi$$ed off then Bill Maher and no one is a political wannabe like Dennis miller...they both kinda make me mad...but they are both entertaining...Bill Maher is more talented, but I can't think of a time I've ever agreed with him..I tend to agree with Dennis Miller..but..he always screws up the point...so..it's a tie..Bill Maher or Dennis Miller? Or both? Why?
I like Bill Maher,because he makes sense in his views.I saw his special,and when he viewed President Bush on his slowness about not acting sooner when told about the 4 Airplanes attack 'as saying to Bush...';he froze';.
Dennis Miller. He's funny and Maher just isn't. He reminds me of like a kid in the regular classes, and Dennis was an Honors kid. I like Miller better for political reasons too, but I can look at them for humor purposes only (I'm cool like that).
Dislike both of them. I admire that they at least feign an interest in the intellectual, but their arrogance and smugness is so off-putting that I can't take them for long periods.
Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert do intellectual humour much more entertainingly, in my opinion. Stewart has self-deprecation down to a fine art, and Colbert's persona is purely satire.
Dennis miller Harvard grad published author self confessed money hungry tool and an arm of the Republican Party... Bill Maher A play boy bunny rideing liberal with a huge iq I dont know I listen to both sides then vote for the woman
DENNIS MILLER IS 500 TIMES BETTER
BILL MAHER IS NOT THAT FUNNY
SO ALA DENNIS LET ME SAY THIS...
BILL MAHER IS THE ROSETTA STONE OF UNFUNNY
Bill Maher because he is intelligent, knows his politics, and has a great sense of humor.
I often get the impression that Bill Maher isn't the best informed guy in the room much of the time.
He and Miller both have some of the best writers on Earth, so if we just bring it back to being a powerful and engaging performer, I'm going to have to go with Miller.
Next political comedy superhero: Air America's Jim Earl, currently part of Marc Maron's show.
Dennis Miller. He's funny and intelligent whereas Bill Maher is just condescending and liberal. :) Yes, yes, ***** about that, but I'm a conservative so I'd rather watch The Daily Show %26amp; the Colbert Report than anything Bill Maher does.
no body gets me more pi$$ed off then Bill Maher and no one is a political wannabe like Dennis miller...they both kinda make me mad...but they are both entertaining...Bill Maher is more talented, but I can't think of a time I've ever agreed with him..I tend to agree with Dennis Miller..but..he always screws up the point...so..it's a tie..Bill Maher or Dennis Miller? Or both? Why?
I like Bill Maher,because he makes sense in his views.I saw his special,and when he viewed President Bush on his slowness about not acting sooner when told about the 4 Airplanes attack 'as saying to Bush...';he froze';.
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Dennis Miller. He's funny and Maher just isn't. He reminds me of like a kid in the regular classes, and Dennis was an Honors kid. I like Miller better for political reasons too, but I can look at them for humor purposes only (I'm cool like that).
Dislike both of them. I admire that they at least feign an interest in the intellectual, but their arrogance and smugness is so off-putting that I can't take them for long periods.
Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert do intellectual humour much more entertainingly, in my opinion. Stewart has self-deprecation down to a fine art, and Colbert's persona is purely satire.
Dennis miller Harvard grad published author self confessed money hungry tool and an arm of the Republican Party... Bill Maher A play boy bunny rideing liberal with a huge iq I dont know I listen to both sides then vote for the woman
DENNIS MILLER IS 500 TIMES BETTER
BILL MAHER IS NOT THAT FUNNY
SO ALA DENNIS LET ME SAY THIS...
BILL MAHER IS THE ROSETTA STONE OF UNFUNNY
Bill Maher because he is intelligent, knows his politics, and has a great sense of humor.
I often get the impression that Bill Maher isn't the best informed guy in the room much of the time.
He and Miller both have some of the best writers on Earth, so if we just bring it back to being a powerful and engaging performer, I'm going to have to go with Miller.
Next political comedy superhero: Air America's Jim Earl, currently part of Marc Maron's show.
Dennis Miller. He's funny and intelligent whereas Bill Maher is just condescending and liberal. :) Yes, yes, ***** about that, but I'm a conservative so I'd rather watch The Daily Show %26amp; the Colbert Report than anything Bill Maher does.
Is Dennis Miller funny?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060808/ap_e鈥?/a>Is Dennis Miller funny?
He used to be ... before he went over to the dark side.Is Dennis Miller funny?
nope
Hell no!!
About the same as a crutch.
Not really
I 'm not aware who he/she is. I think I knew a Dennis Miller! I think we played Pop Warner football... Yep we did. NO... He wasn't funny come to think of it !
i do not think soskin
He used to be ... before he went over to the dark side.Is Dennis Miller funny?
nope
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Hell no!!
About the same as a crutch.
Not really
I 'm not aware who he/she is. I think I knew a Dennis Miller! I think we played Pop Warner football... Yep we did. NO... He wasn't funny come to think of it !
i do not think so
Do You Remember This Dennis Miller Joke????
It was on a TV or HBO special were he was talking about a vending machine and how the items inside relate to governments. That is all I really remember. It sounds corny, but it was hilarious. Any help would be great.Do You Remember This Dennis Miller Joke????
sorry i cant think of it off hand either. i sorta remember but cant get it at the moment
sorry i cant think of it off hand either. i sorta remember but cant get it at the moment
Is Dennis Miller the NEW Rosie on 'the view'; ???
he was good on MNF. Will they hire him?Is Dennis Miller the NEW Rosie on 'the view'; ???
Maybe if he gets a sex change.Is Dennis Miller the NEW Rosie on 'the view'; ???
He is so much different than Rosie. would be a neat dynamic though.
He actually has a radio program that runs in the time slot against Jim Rome and Rush Limbaugh. The show is excellent, I just hope enough people get a chance to hear it with those heavy hitters going at the same time.
Who knows.
But Miller USED to be funny back in the day.
Then he had his political ';transformation'; after 9-11 and he started pandering to the conservative audience. He became ';meaner'; like Bill O'Reilley.
I used to enjoy his ';rants.'; That was great writing.
I agree. I liked him on MNF. I like how you asked this question in this forum too. :)
Maybe if he gets a sex change.Is Dennis Miller the NEW Rosie on 'the view'; ???
He is so much different than Rosie. would be a neat dynamic though.
He actually has a radio program that runs in the time slot against Jim Rome and Rush Limbaugh. The show is excellent, I just hope enough people get a chance to hear it with those heavy hitters going at the same time.
Who knows.
But Miller USED to be funny back in the day.
Then he had his political ';transformation'; after 9-11 and he started pandering to the conservative audience. He became ';meaner'; like Bill O'Reilley.
I used to enjoy his ';rants.'; That was great writing.
I agree. I liked him on MNF. I like how you asked this question in this forum too. :)
Is Dennis Miller funny?
By no means am I an idiot and don't understand humor, but I have never been able to understand comedy routines from Dennis Miller. He makes obscure references, his jokes needlessly lag on, and he is rarely funny (to me).
Am I just an idiot or is Dennis Miller's humor just too arcane?Is Dennis Miller funny?
He gets too involved in showing how smart he is to the point where you lose the string of what he was talking aboutIs Dennis Miller funny?
hes the worst comedian ever!!
man i hate him...he has no sense of hmor at all!!
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Maybe funny looking. He's never really made me laugh.
You'll presumably get responses from fans of his who WILL dismiss you as an idiot, but in my view things like humor, tastes in movies, music, clothes, books, etc are all very subjective. I don't find him funny either. As a matter of fact to me he comes across as being unbearably smug, to the point that I find myself wanting to slap him upside the head. But that's just me. I'm all for comics who are articulate and well-read, but I just don't identify with his world view and like you don't get the majority of his references.
Not on his best day. Remember as well, he has writers, so its not his stuff he is telling.
Not to me.
I don't really get this New York Observer article. Writer Tom Scocca talks about YouTube's influence on pop culture. How some things that we thought were good (or bad) years ago can be seen in a new light now. How incidents like the famous World Cup head butt can be uploaded a minute after it happens and viewed over and over and over again, something that would have been unheard of 10 or 20 years ago. All that's well and good, but he claims that YouTube also shows that Dennis Miller wasn't funny in 1992.
Um, yeah, actually, he was.
Now, I'm not going to defend Miller's recent work. I thought his declaration that he wasn't going to joke about Bush on his talk show disturbing, plus there was that whole Monday Night Football fiasco (though I liked him on that, but I'm not a football fan, I'm the audience they were trying to woo with that move). But the NYO uses as ';evidence'; this clip of Miller interviewing the Pixies after a performance on his show. You're going to judge whether a comedian is funny by what he says in the 30 seconds after a band plays? Then Carson, Letterman, and Conan aren't funny either.
I submit as evidence that Miller was funny his standup work, his Weekend Update spots on SNL, and his guest appearances on other talk shows. He's had many lines over the years that I still quote to friends.
he was funny yrs ago, now he's just stupid
You're not an idot. He's not funny!!
dennis miller is not a funny! he does not know the meaning of the word. he has got to have writers write stupid jokes for him because he is incapable of telling funny jokes!! so what good is he !!
This guy never was funny.
He isn't funny. And it isn't just because he's conservative. When I was a kid in the eighties, I watched him on Saturday Night Live's news update, and he wasn't funny then either, and he had no discernible political bias. Now he's just bitter and hateful with a slight veneer of what we're supposed to pretend is humor. Short answer: You're not an idiot, not for that reason anyway.
Just to prove I'm not biased, Al Franken is another unfunny SNL alumnus in my opinion. Sorry, it's true. I wish it wasn't.
I dont think hes funny.*
Am I just an idiot or is Dennis Miller's humor just too arcane?Is Dennis Miller funny?
He gets too involved in showing how smart he is to the point where you lose the string of what he was talking aboutIs Dennis Miller funny?
hes the worst comedian ever!!
man i hate him...he has no sense of hmor at all!!
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Maybe funny looking. He's never really made me laugh.
You'll presumably get responses from fans of his who WILL dismiss you as an idiot, but in my view things like humor, tastes in movies, music, clothes, books, etc are all very subjective. I don't find him funny either. As a matter of fact to me he comes across as being unbearably smug, to the point that I find myself wanting to slap him upside the head. But that's just me. I'm all for comics who are articulate and well-read, but I just don't identify with his world view and like you don't get the majority of his references.
Not on his best day. Remember as well, he has writers, so its not his stuff he is telling.
Not to me.
I don't really get this New York Observer article. Writer Tom Scocca talks about YouTube's influence on pop culture. How some things that we thought were good (or bad) years ago can be seen in a new light now. How incidents like the famous World Cup head butt can be uploaded a minute after it happens and viewed over and over and over again, something that would have been unheard of 10 or 20 years ago. All that's well and good, but he claims that YouTube also shows that Dennis Miller wasn't funny in 1992.
Um, yeah, actually, he was.
Now, I'm not going to defend Miller's recent work. I thought his declaration that he wasn't going to joke about Bush on his talk show disturbing, plus there was that whole Monday Night Football fiasco (though I liked him on that, but I'm not a football fan, I'm the audience they were trying to woo with that move). But the NYO uses as ';evidence'; this clip of Miller interviewing the Pixies after a performance on his show. You're going to judge whether a comedian is funny by what he says in the 30 seconds after a band plays? Then Carson, Letterman, and Conan aren't funny either.
I submit as evidence that Miller was funny his standup work, his Weekend Update spots on SNL, and his guest appearances on other talk shows. He's had many lines over the years that I still quote to friends.
he was funny yrs ago, now he's just stupid
You're not an idot. He's not funny!!
dennis miller is not a funny! he does not know the meaning of the word. he has got to have writers write stupid jokes for him because he is incapable of telling funny jokes!! so what good is he !!
This guy never was funny.
He isn't funny. And it isn't just because he's conservative. When I was a kid in the eighties, I watched him on Saturday Night Live's news update, and he wasn't funny then either, and he had no discernible political bias. Now he's just bitter and hateful with a slight veneer of what we're supposed to pretend is humor. Short answer: You're not an idiot, not for that reason anyway.
Just to prove I'm not biased, Al Franken is another unfunny SNL alumnus in my opinion. Sorry, it's true. I wish it wasn't.
I dont think hes funny.*
Dennis Miller Commentary on the Mid-East crisis -- A real good read.............?
Ok, here it is. I got this via email. It's claimed to be from Dennis Miller, but is actually from Larry miller. (http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/o鈥?/a> )
Either way, a good read:
For those who don't know, Dennis Miller is a comedian
who has a show called Dennis Miller Live on HBO.
He is not Jewish.
He recently said the following about the Mid east
situation:
';A brief overview of the situation is always valuable,
so as a service
to all Americans who still don't get it,
I now offer you the story of the Middle East in just
a few
paragraphs,
which is all you really need.
Here we go:
The Palestinians want their own country.
There's just one thing about that: There are no
Palestinians.
It's a made up word.
Israel was called Palestine for two thousand years.
Like ';Wiccan,'; ';Palestinian'; sounds ancient
but is really a modern inventionDennis Miller Commentary on the Mid-East crisis -- A real good read.............?
I think it rocks, regardless of who said it !Dennis Miller Commentary on the Mid-East crisis -- A real good read.............?
stupid filthy book that is read fiasco the us military adventure in Iraq and dennis miller tells dumb jokes tis what i think
That was not by Dennis Miller. That was by Larry Miller. Attributing it to Dennis Miller is an urban legend, started by mixing up the two humorists because they have the same last name. See, that's why you found that on snopes.com, a website that exposes urban legends.
As far as an overview of the situation? I'd consider it a highly oversimplified version of complex historical events.
Either way, a good read:
For those who don't know, Dennis Miller is a comedian
who has a show called Dennis Miller Live on HBO.
He is not Jewish.
He recently said the following about the Mid east
situation:
';A brief overview of the situation is always valuable,
so as a service
to all Americans who still don't get it,
I now offer you the story of the Middle East in just
a few
paragraphs,
which is all you really need.
Here we go:
The Palestinians want their own country.
There's just one thing about that: There are no
Palestinians.
It's a made up word.
Israel was called Palestine for two thousand years.
Like ';Wiccan,'; ';Palestinian'; sounds ancient
but is really a modern inventionDennis Miller Commentary on the Mid-East crisis -- A real good read.............?
I think it rocks, regardless of who said it !Dennis Miller Commentary on the Mid-East crisis -- A real good read.............?
stupid filthy book that is read fiasco the us military adventure in Iraq and dennis miller tells dumb jokes tis what i think
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That was not by Dennis Miller. That was by Larry Miller. Attributing it to Dennis Miller is an urban legend, started by mixing up the two humorists because they have the same last name. See, that's why you found that on snopes.com, a website that exposes urban legends.
As far as an overview of the situation? I'd consider it a highly oversimplified version of complex historical events.
Dennis Miller or Bill Maher?
Dennis Miller all the way.
Bill Maher is a wiener.Dennis Miller or Bill Maher?
bill maher, by far.Dennis Miller or Bill Maher?
Dennis Miller
Bill
Bill Maher is a wiener.Dennis Miller or Bill Maher?
bill maher, by far.Dennis Miller or Bill Maher?
Dennis Miller
Bill
Dennis Miller or Denis Leary?
No cure for cancer... Leary... he drives really slow in the ultra-fast lane...Dennis Miller or Denis Leary?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY67cYJDc鈥?/a>Dennis Miller or Denis Leary?
Miller
Dennis Miller.
Denis Leary; he's such an @ss, I love it!
Leary cause I'm leary of his ways.
NEITHER
Denis Leary.
Denis Leary. But he smells like an ashtray... so...
Dennis Miller
denis leary!
Denis Leary..I can relate to his humor more
Leary, Miller is a boring shill.
Tough question...
Miller used to be MUCH funnier, before the aliens got hold of him and turned him into some neo-conservative.
Dennis Leary is just down and dirty.
Used to love Miller, but I'm gonna go with Leary this time.
Dennis Miller is way funnier..
Denis Leary --
Miller is so cute, loved him on SNL, liked him on Monday Night Football. :P Denis Leary is annoying.skin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY67cYJDc鈥?/a>Dennis Miller or Denis Leary?
Miller
Dennis Miller.
Denis Leary; he's such an @ss, I love it!
Leary cause I'm leary of his ways.
NEITHER
Denis Leary.
Denis Leary. But he smells like an ashtray... so...
Dennis Miller
denis leary!
Denis Leary..I can relate to his humor more
Leary, Miller is a boring shill.
Tough question...
Miller used to be MUCH funnier, before the aliens got hold of him and turned him into some neo-conservative.
Dennis Leary is just down and dirty.
Used to love Miller, but I'm gonna go with Leary this time.
Dennis Miller is way funnier..
Denis Leary --
Miller is so cute, loved him on SNL, liked him on Monday Night Football. :P Denis Leary is annoying.
Why was dennis miller not on david letterman's march 1 show?
I have no idea. Email the show and ask. With luck you'll get an answer.Why was dennis miller not on david letterman's march 1 show?
why does it matter?Why was dennis miller not on david letterman's march 1 show?
they didn't have a miller time? j/k, love the guy
He was supposed to call me before the show but didn't :)
why does it matter?Why was dennis miller not on david letterman's march 1 show?
they didn't have a miller time? j/k, love the guy
He was supposed to call me before the show but didn't :)
Who likes Dennis Miller?
Very proud of him being from Pittsburgh and all! We always support our own.Who likes Dennis Miller?
His politics are messed up and I do get tired of his sarcasm. He used to be much more humorous.Who likes Dennis Miller?
I'd like that man a whole lot better if he would shave his face!
He's OK
Love Dennis Miller - Gotta caution you, though, about the mentality of ';always supporting your own.'; Your next ';own'; may be a screaming liberal or a serial killer.
His politics are messed up and I do get tired of his sarcasm. He used to be much more humorous.Who likes Dennis Miller?
I'd like that man a whole lot better if he would shave his face!
He's OK
Love Dennis Miller - Gotta caution you, though, about the mentality of ';always supporting your own.'; Your next ';own'; may be a screaming liberal or a serial killer.
What is Dennis Miller referencing with his radio show intro: ';Wassup Hiroshi? Lets light this candle!';
http://www.dennismillerradio.com/What is Dennis Miller referencing with his radio show intro: ';Wassup Hiroshi? Lets light this candle!';
Short for hiroshima...where we dropped the atomic bomb.What is Dennis Miller referencing with his radio show intro: ';Wassup Hiroshi? Lets light this candle!';
';What's up, Hiroshi'; came from a line in the movie Thank You for Smoking, while 'Let's light this candle' was inspired by a phrase common in the early days of the U.S. space program and and coined by astronaut Alan Shepard
jdbarras is correct, wigger is wrong
I know this is old, but it bugs me. 6/28/07 broadcast of his radio show, he explained that ';What's up, Hiroshi'; came from a line in the movie ''Thank You for Smoking'' + 'Let's light this candle' was inspired by a phrase common in the early days of the U.S. space program coined by Alan Shepard.
Short for hiroshima...where we dropped the atomic bomb.What is Dennis Miller referencing with his radio show intro: ';Wassup Hiroshi? Lets light this candle!';
';What's up, Hiroshi'; came from a line in the movie Thank You for Smoking, while 'Let's light this candle' was inspired by a phrase common in the early days of the U.S. space program and and coined by astronaut Alan Shepard
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I know this is old, but it bugs me. 6/28/07 broadcast of his radio show, he explained that ';What's up, Hiroshi'; came from a line in the movie ''Thank You for Smoking'' + 'Let's light this candle' was inspired by a phrase common in the early days of the U.S. space program coined by Alan Shepard.
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Do you agree or disagree with Dennis Miller...?
That President Iminadinnerjacket looks like a rat that just bit into an electrical cord...?Do you agree or disagree with Dennis Miller...?
I agree with everything he says. Best comedian ever.
I agree with everything he says. Best comedian ever.
Dennis Miller, Ann Coulter, would this ticket,?
innevitably cause another pathetic walkput of the Democratic party in congress as that did before? Would it cause them to shut buisness down in Washington and waste taxpayer money?Dennis Miller, Ann Coulter, would this ticket,?
Wouldn't that be a gas. Another comedian and a hate monger in office. If they would decide to breed, we would have some funny little skinny, loud mouth Dem hating Hannity lovers in the White House.Dennis Miller, Ann Coulter, would this ticket,?
Bring them on!
That's REALLY scraping the bottom of the barrel.
A flip-flop clown and an airhead bimbo.
Come to think of it, that's about what we have now, except Cheney can't be called a bimbo.
Wouldn't that be a gas. Another comedian and a hate monger in office. If they would decide to breed, we would have some funny little skinny, loud mouth Dem hating Hannity lovers in the White House.Dennis Miller, Ann Coulter, would this ticket,?
Bring them on!
That's REALLY scraping the bottom of the barrel.
A flip-flop clown and an airhead bimbo.
Come to think of it, that's about what we have now, except Cheney can't be called a bimbo.
What do you think of Dennis Miller?
Very intelligent and funny.What do you think of Dennis Miller?
He is very eloquent in his statements.... I haven't watch him in a long time. Used to when he was on HBO%26gt;What do you think of Dennis Miller?
He used to know what he was talking about, but since his ';conversion,'; he's nothing more than a sock-puppet for the right!
who is he?
Smart and funny, even though I don't always agree with him.skin
He is very eloquent in his statements.... I haven't watch him in a long time. Used to when he was on HBO%26gt;What do you think of Dennis Miller?
He used to know what he was talking about, but since his ';conversion,'; he's nothing more than a sock-puppet for the right!
who is he?
Smart and funny, even though I don't always agree with him.
What is Dennis Miller's IQ?
I'm guessing 128.What is Dennis Miller's IQ?
His IQ must be pretty high up there since he is 100 per cent correct about the political climate in th USA; he is also dead on about most other issues, as well.
Overall, he is a nice guy who is smart and funny !!What is Dennis Miller's IQ?
Sounds plausible, but who cares about his mind when he's got those gorgeous green eyes! :-)
Bear in mind he memorizes his rants and has some writers putting together various pieces of schtick in his style. This help makes him appear smarter than he actually is, but he's got great retention on a lot of crap that cannot be faked. So I give him full props for being funny, reasoned, and smart... okay, okay... and hot.
Love ya Dennis!
AT LEAST! He's got the quickest wit on the planet and he's a clever little pip!! %26gt;%26gt;
His IQ must be pretty high up there since he is 100 per cent correct about the political climate in th USA; he is also dead on about most other issues, as well.
Overall, he is a nice guy who is smart and funny !!What is Dennis Miller's IQ?
Sounds plausible, but who cares about his mind when he's got those gorgeous green eyes! :-)
Bear in mind he memorizes his rants and has some writers putting together various pieces of schtick in his style. This help makes him appear smarter than he actually is, but he's got great retention on a lot of crap that cannot be faked. So I give him full props for being funny, reasoned, and smart... okay, okay... and hot.
Love ya Dennis!
AT LEAST! He's got the quickest wit on the planet and he's a clever little pip!! %26gt;%26gt;
When did Dennis Miller become such a tool?
like when he is breathingWhen did Dennis Miller become such a tool?
He is a little too impressed with himself, a legend in his own mind.
He is a little too impressed with himself, a legend in his own mind.
Any Dennis Miller fans in the forum?
Now I don't wan't to get off on a rant here, but Dennis Miller may be one of the funniest people ever. Only beaten by Larry the Cable Guy.
Of course, that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.Any Dennis Miller fans in the forum?
Dennis Miller is awesome. I wish he would run for congress.
Give all the lefties a run for their money!
Of course, that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.Any Dennis Miller fans in the forum?
Dennis Miller is awesome. I wish he would run for congress.
Give all the lefties a run for their money!
Do you agree or disagree with Dennis Miller's opinion on the President of Iran ...?
That President Iminadinnerjacket looks like a rat that just bit into an electrical cord...?Do you agree or disagree with Dennis Miller's opinion on the President of Iran ...?
That is funny! You know.....he does look rattish......
That is funny! You know.....he does look rattish......
Have you seen this article by Dennis Miller?
Dennis Miller is not Jewish and uses comedy to share some brilliant
comments.
He recently had the following to say about the Middle East situation:
';A brief overview of the situation is always valuable, so as a service
to all Americans who still don't get it, I now offer you the story of
the Middle East in just a few paragraphs, which is all you Really need.
Here we go:
The Palestinians want their own country. There's just one thing about
that: There are no Palestinians. It's a made up word. Israel was
called Palestine for two thousand years. Like ';Wiccan,'; ';Palestinian';
sounds ancient but is really a modern invention. Before the Israelis
won the land in the 1967 war, Gaza was owned by Egypt, the West Bank was
owned by Jordan, and there were no ';Palestinians.';
As soon as the Jews took over and started growing oranges as big as
basketballs, what do you know, say hello to the ';Palestinians,'; weeping
for their deep bond with their lost ';land'; and ';nation.';
So for the sake of honesty, let's not use the word ';Palestinian'; any
more to describe these delightful folks, who dance for joy at our
defeats until someone points out they're being taped. Instead, let's
call them what they are: ';Other Arabs Who Can't Accomplish Anything In
Life And Would Rather Wrap Themselves In The Seductive Melodrama Of
Eternal Struggle And Death.';
I know that's a bit unwieldy to expect to see on CNN. How about this,
then: ';Adjacent Jew-Haters.'; Okay, so the Adjacent Jew-Haters want
their own country. Oops, just one more thing: No, they don't. They
could've had their own country any time in the last thirty years,
especially two years ago at Camp David. But if you have your own
country, you have to have traffic lights and garbage trucks and Chambers
of Commerce, and, worse, you actually have to figure out some way to
make a living.
That's no fun. No, they want what all the other Jew-Haters in the region
want: Israel. They also want a big pile of dead Jews, of course
--that's where the real fun is -- but mostly they want Israel.
Why? For one thing, trying to destroy Israel - or ';The Zionist Entity';
as their textbooks call it -- for the last fifty years has allowed the
rulers of Arab countries to divert the attention of their own people
away from the fact that they're the blue-ribbon most illiterate,
poorest, and tribally backward on God's Earth, and if you've ever been
around God's Earth, you know that's really saying something.
It makes me roll my eyes every time one of our pundits waxes poetic
about the great history and culture of the Muslim Mideast. Unless I'm
missing something, the Arabs haven't given anything to the world since
Algebra, and, by the way, thanks a hell of a lot for that one.
Chew this around and spit it out: Five hundred million Arabs; five
Million Jews. Think of all the Arab countries as a football field, and
Israel as a pack of matches sitting in the middle of it. And now these
same folks swear that if Israel gives them half of that pack of matches,
everyone will be pals..
Really? Wow, what neat news. Hey, but what about the string of wars to
obliterate the tiny country and the constant din of rabid blood oaths to
drive every Jew into the sea? Oh, that? We were just kidding.
My friend, Kevin Rooney, made a gorgeous point the other day: Just
reverse the numbers. Imagine five hundred million Jews and five million
Arabs. I was stunned at the simple brilliance of it. Can anyone
picture the Jews strapping belts of razor blades and dynamite to
themselves? Of course not.
Or marshaling every fiber and force at their disposal for generations to
drive a tiny Arab State into the sea? Nonsense. Or dancing for joy at
the murder of innocents? Impossible. Or spreading and believing
horrible lies about the Arabs baking their bread with the blood of
children?
Disgusting.
No, as you know, left to themselves in a world of peace, the worst Jews
would ever do to people is debate them to death.
Mr. Bush, God bless him, is walking a tightrope. I understand that with
vital operations in Iraq and others, it's in our interest, as Americans,
to try to stabilize our Arab allies as much as possible, and, after all,
that can't be much harder than stabilizing a roomful of super models
who've just had their drugs taken away
However, in any big-picture strategy, there's always a danger of losing
moral weight. We've already lost some. After September 11th our
president told us and the world he was going to root out all terrorists
and the countries that supported them. Beautiful. Then the Israelis,
after months and months of having the equivalent of an Oklahoma City
every week (and then every day) start to do the same thing we did, and
we tell them to show restraint.
If America were being attacked with an Oklahoma City every day, we would
all very shortly be screaming for the administration to just be done
with it and kill everything south of the Mediterranean and east of the
Jordan.Have you seen this article by Dennis Miller?
Actually, the author of this brilliant piece is Larry (not Dennis) Miller, also a comedian.Have you seen this article by Dennis Miller?
Dennis Miller is Jewish though he does not practice Judaism.
hahahahaha
yeah he made me lough
Dennis Miller is a very intelligent guy.
comments.
He recently had the following to say about the Middle East situation:
';A brief overview of the situation is always valuable, so as a service
to all Americans who still don't get it, I now offer you the story of
the Middle East in just a few paragraphs, which is all you Really need.
Here we go:
The Palestinians want their own country. There's just one thing about
that: There are no Palestinians. It's a made up word. Israel was
called Palestine for two thousand years. Like ';Wiccan,'; ';Palestinian';
sounds ancient but is really a modern invention. Before the Israelis
won the land in the 1967 war, Gaza was owned by Egypt, the West Bank was
owned by Jordan, and there were no ';Palestinians.';
As soon as the Jews took over and started growing oranges as big as
basketballs, what do you know, say hello to the ';Palestinians,'; weeping
for their deep bond with their lost ';land'; and ';nation.';
So for the sake of honesty, let's not use the word ';Palestinian'; any
more to describe these delightful folks, who dance for joy at our
defeats until someone points out they're being taped. Instead, let's
call them what they are: ';Other Arabs Who Can't Accomplish Anything In
Life And Would Rather Wrap Themselves In The Seductive Melodrama Of
Eternal Struggle And Death.';
I know that's a bit unwieldy to expect to see on CNN. How about this,
then: ';Adjacent Jew-Haters.'; Okay, so the Adjacent Jew-Haters want
their own country. Oops, just one more thing: No, they don't. They
could've had their own country any time in the last thirty years,
especially two years ago at Camp David. But if you have your own
country, you have to have traffic lights and garbage trucks and Chambers
of Commerce, and, worse, you actually have to figure out some way to
make a living.
That's no fun. No, they want what all the other Jew-Haters in the region
want: Israel. They also want a big pile of dead Jews, of course
--that's where the real fun is -- but mostly they want Israel.
Why? For one thing, trying to destroy Israel - or ';The Zionist Entity';
as their textbooks call it -- for the last fifty years has allowed the
rulers of Arab countries to divert the attention of their own people
away from the fact that they're the blue-ribbon most illiterate,
poorest, and tribally backward on God's Earth, and if you've ever been
around God's Earth, you know that's really saying something.
It makes me roll my eyes every time one of our pundits waxes poetic
about the great history and culture of the Muslim Mideast. Unless I'm
missing something, the Arabs haven't given anything to the world since
Algebra, and, by the way, thanks a hell of a lot for that one.
Chew this around and spit it out: Five hundred million Arabs; five
Million Jews. Think of all the Arab countries as a football field, and
Israel as a pack of matches sitting in the middle of it. And now these
same folks swear that if Israel gives them half of that pack of matches,
everyone will be pals..
Really? Wow, what neat news. Hey, but what about the string of wars to
obliterate the tiny country and the constant din of rabid blood oaths to
drive every Jew into the sea? Oh, that? We were just kidding.
My friend, Kevin Rooney, made a gorgeous point the other day: Just
reverse the numbers. Imagine five hundred million Jews and five million
Arabs. I was stunned at the simple brilliance of it. Can anyone
picture the Jews strapping belts of razor blades and dynamite to
themselves? Of course not.
Or marshaling every fiber and force at their disposal for generations to
drive a tiny Arab State into the sea? Nonsense. Or dancing for joy at
the murder of innocents? Impossible. Or spreading and believing
horrible lies about the Arabs baking their bread with the blood of
children?
Disgusting.
No, as you know, left to themselves in a world of peace, the worst Jews
would ever do to people is debate them to death.
Mr. Bush, God bless him, is walking a tightrope. I understand that with
vital operations in Iraq and others, it's in our interest, as Americans,
to try to stabilize our Arab allies as much as possible, and, after all,
that can't be much harder than stabilizing a roomful of super models
who've just had their drugs taken away
However, in any big-picture strategy, there's always a danger of losing
moral weight. We've already lost some. After September 11th our
president told us and the world he was going to root out all terrorists
and the countries that supported them. Beautiful. Then the Israelis,
after months and months of having the equivalent of an Oklahoma City
every week (and then every day) start to do the same thing we did, and
we tell them to show restraint.
If America were being attacked with an Oklahoma City every day, we would
all very shortly be screaming for the administration to just be done
with it and kill everything south of the Mediterranean and east of the
Jordan.Have you seen this article by Dennis Miller?
Actually, the author of this brilliant piece is Larry (not Dennis) Miller, also a comedian.Have you seen this article by Dennis Miller?
Dennis Miller is Jewish though he does not practice Judaism.
Report Abuse
hahahahaha
yeah he made me lough
Dennis Miller is a very intelligent guy.
Friday, January 15, 2010
Where was Dennis Miller on Letterman tonight?
He was scheduled to be on. He was in NYC for Letterman, yet wasn't on.Where was Dennis Miller on Letterman tonight?
not according to his web site.
http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/skin
not according to his web site.
http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/
Dennis Miller...?
..what do you think of him?Dennis Miller...?
very intelligent comic,...but his humor is lost of alot of folks. Most folks dont like to ';think '; too much,..and he is not for those that eyes dont quite shine as bright as others.
He can be relentless in his attacks, and he will say things that make folks uncomfortable that tend not to be free thinkers.Dennis Miller...?
he's the devil.just kidding
never liked him
He's funny.
very intelligent comic,...but his humor is lost of alot of folks. Most folks dont like to ';think '; too much,..and he is not for those that eyes dont quite shine as bright as others.
He can be relentless in his attacks, and he will say things that make folks uncomfortable that tend not to be free thinkers.Dennis Miller...?
he's the devil.just kidding
never liked him
He's funny.
Has Dennis Miller gone conservative?
I haven't followed Miller for a long, long time, but I seem to remember he had more of a liberal slant when he did his comedy bit with SNL long ago. And now he's going to Fox News as a conservative?
I've been sleeping, I guess, but when did he change political affiliations?Has Dennis Miller gone conservative?
Like a lot of comedians, he has become more political. George Carlin became a very outspoken liberal. Miller has become more and more conservative for the last ten years or so, especuially after September 11.
I enjoy both Carlin and Miller for their cleverness. But in each case I suppose they risk turning off a substantial portion of their audience.Has Dennis Miller gone conservative?
I think he's always been a Republican. I saw him on a late night talk show during the Bush-Kerry election and he made fun of Kerry. He has always been a Republican.
So what if he's turned conservative? I always thought he was anyway. Did you ever watch Dennis Miller Live on HBO? He has a scathing wit! But he always seem like a right leaning fellow.
But what if he is a conservative? Lets see-on the liberal side of comedy there's a boat load of smart asses-Like Carlin (I love him, but I really think he is more a free thinker/independant than a liberal) and Bill Mayer-a flaming liberal, Geneen Garafalo, Robin WIlliams......
So we have a funny guy on the conservative side. Liberal are treating this like they treat any one who comes out as a conservatve-whine, ***** and moan.
Crack addiction destroys yet another life..
yeah... it's kind of funny... he's fallen off of the face of the earth after the monday night football thing...
maybe he shouldn't use such big words if a large percent of his target audience lives in the South?
Dennis Miller being a Republican and still telling his jokes is like John Updike becoming a NASCAR color man...
I think george would argue with you about him being liberal...he's an equal opportunity basher just like lewis black
his views changed after 9/11...then his career started to suffer for it...too bad liberals in Hollywood aren't as accepting as they say they are...
Both Carlin and Lewis Black are liberals, and there's nothing wrong with that. If neither is liberal, then Miller isn't a conservative.
I've been sleeping, I guess, but when did he change political affiliations?Has Dennis Miller gone conservative?
Like a lot of comedians, he has become more political. George Carlin became a very outspoken liberal. Miller has become more and more conservative for the last ten years or so, especuially after September 11.
I enjoy both Carlin and Miller for their cleverness. But in each case I suppose they risk turning off a substantial portion of their audience.Has Dennis Miller gone conservative?
I think he's always been a Republican. I saw him on a late night talk show during the Bush-Kerry election and he made fun of Kerry. He has always been a Republican.
So what if he's turned conservative? I always thought he was anyway. Did you ever watch Dennis Miller Live on HBO? He has a scathing wit! But he always seem like a right leaning fellow.
But what if he is a conservative? Lets see-on the liberal side of comedy there's a boat load of smart asses-Like Carlin (I love him, but I really think he is more a free thinker/independant than a liberal) and Bill Mayer-a flaming liberal, Geneen Garafalo, Robin WIlliams......
So we have a funny guy on the conservative side. Liberal are treating this like they treat any one who comes out as a conservatve-whine, ***** and moan.
Crack addiction destroys yet another life..
yeah... it's kind of funny... he's fallen off of the face of the earth after the monday night football thing...
maybe he shouldn't use such big words if a large percent of his target audience lives in the South?
Dennis Miller being a Republican and still telling his jokes is like John Updike becoming a NASCAR color man...
I think george would argue with you about him being liberal...he's an equal opportunity basher just like lewis black
his views changed after 9/11...then his career started to suffer for it...too bad liberals in Hollywood aren't as accepting as they say they are...
Both Carlin and Lewis Black are liberals, and there's nothing wrong with that. If neither is liberal, then Miller isn't a conservative.
Is this even possible? a worse broadcasting team than Dennis Miller???
In all my years of being a devoted and a fanatic of the game of football, I have never seen a worse cast to broadcast a professional, or college football game for that matter than what NFL Network is doing. Bryant Gumbel is the worst and by far the most boring commentator in the history of sports. Then you have the most hated person in all of football, in Collinsworth. I mean this is by far even worse than when Dennis Miller tried to commentate. I have to be honest when I say that if this was the big get up then they have lost it. They will lose alot of money, viewers, and fans as these games keep going. This is absolutely horrible, and unbearable to watch or even listen to. But sadly, I don't think I will be the only one to respond this way after having this conversation with many friends, who sees this as the worse thing to ever happen to professional football. So I do hope there will be changes made if they want any future with the NFL or the public.Is this even possible? a worse broadcasting team than Dennis Miller???
He is like 3 day old toast...dry and stale...I agree he is a might bit boring.
Also I love it when he reads stats and sounds so happy for having read the teleprompter correctly. Good job Bryan you can read!Is this even possible? a worse broadcasting team than Dennis Miller???
Gumbel always says ';that's our first ____ of the game.'; That blank can be (punt, penalty, score, flag.) He sounds like a broken record. Have you noticed that?
Are you kidding?
Have you ever seen a Monday Night Game on ESPN?
That is by far and away THE WORST COVERAGE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…
Mike Tirico and Tony Kornheiser ? Tirico is a golf analyst and Kornheiser is just plain CORNY! How many times is he gonna say ';I have him on my fantasy team';?
Also how many stupid guests do they have in that booth? Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jimmy Kimmel, Hank WIlliams Jr. just to name a few. I tune into the game to watch FOOTBALL not to listen to these idiots spout off about nothing. These guys get more airtime than the game when they're in the booth.
Also Chirstian Slater was in the booth. This guy must've NEVER seen an NFL game in his life, as every play he said ';Wow';.
ESPN SUCKS! It's weird too because The ESPN Sunday Night coverage was incredible. Theismann, Patrick and Mcguire were great. They should've kept that team together.
Bryant Gumbel could put a coma victim into respiratory failure. I can tolerate Chris Collensworth, but Gumbel has to go. Where have all the broadcast hero's gone?
Who did you expect for a browns and steelers game?
He is like 3 day old toast...dry and stale...I agree he is a might bit boring.
Also I love it when he reads stats and sounds so happy for having read the teleprompter correctly. Good job Bryan you can read!Is this even possible? a worse broadcasting team than Dennis Miller???
Gumbel always says ';that's our first ____ of the game.'; That blank can be (punt, penalty, score, flag.) He sounds like a broken record. Have you noticed that?
Are you kidding?
Have you ever seen a Monday Night Game on ESPN?
That is by far and away THE WORST COVERAGE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…
Mike Tirico and Tony Kornheiser ? Tirico is a golf analyst and Kornheiser is just plain CORNY! How many times is he gonna say ';I have him on my fantasy team';?
Also how many stupid guests do they have in that booth? Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jimmy Kimmel, Hank WIlliams Jr. just to name a few. I tune into the game to watch FOOTBALL not to listen to these idiots spout off about nothing. These guys get more airtime than the game when they're in the booth.
Also Chirstian Slater was in the booth. This guy must've NEVER seen an NFL game in his life, as every play he said ';Wow';.
ESPN SUCKS! It's weird too because The ESPN Sunday Night coverage was incredible. Theismann, Patrick and Mcguire were great. They should've kept that team together.
Bryant Gumbel could put a coma victim into respiratory failure. I can tolerate Chris Collensworth, but Gumbel has to go. Where have all the broadcast hero's gone?
Who did you expect for a browns and steelers game?
Do you agree or disagree with Dennis Miller's opinion on the President of Iran ...?
That President Iminadinnerjacket looks like a rat that just bit into an electrical cord...?Do you agree or disagree with Dennis Miller's opinion on the President of Iran ...?
yes. miller is the man. an so is o'reilly
yes. miller is the man. an so is o'reilly
Have you seen this article by Dennis Miller?
Dennis Miller is not Jewish and uses comedy to share some brilliant
comments.
He recently had the following to say about the Middle East situation:
';A brief overview of the situation is always valuable, so as a service
to all Americans who still don't get it, I now offer you the story of
the Middle East in just a few paragraphs, which is all you Really need.
Here we go:
The Palestinians want their own country. There's just one thing about
that: There are no Palestinians. It's a made up word. Israel was
called Palestine for two thousand years. Like ';Wiccan,'; ';Palestinian';
sounds ancient but is really a modern invention. Before the Israelis
won the land in the 1967 war, Gaza was owned by Egypt, the West Bank was
owned by Jordan, and there were no ';Palestinians.';
As soon as the Jews took over and started growing oranges as big as
basketballs, what do you know, say hello to the ';Palestinians,'; weeping
for their deep bond with their lost ';land'; and ';nation.';
So for the sake of honesty, let's not use the word ';Palestinian'; any
more to describe these delightful folks, who dance for joy at our
defeats until someone points out they're being taped. Instead, let's
call them what they are: ';Other Arabs Who Can't Accomplish Anything In
Life And Would Rather Wrap Themselves In The Seductive Melodrama Of
Eternal Struggle And Death.';
I know that's a bit unwieldy to expect to see on CNN. How about this,
then: ';Adjacent Jew-Haters.'; Okay, so the Adjacent Jew-Haters want
their own country. Oops, just one more thing: No, they don't. They
could've had their own country any time in the last thirty years,
especially two years ago at Camp David. But if you have your own
country, you have to have traffic lights and garbage trucks and Chambers
of Commerce, and, worse, you actually have to figure out some way to
make a living.
That's no fun. No, they want what all the other Jew-Haters in the region
want: Israel. They also want a big pile of dead Jews, of course
--that's where the real fun is -- but mostly they want Israel.
Why? For one thing, trying to destroy Israel - or ';The Zionist Entity';
as their textbooks call it -- for the last fifty years has allowed the
rulers of Arab countries to divert the attention of their own people
away from the fact that they're the blue-ribbon most illiterate,
poorest, and tribally backward on God's Earth, and if you've ever been
around God's Earth, you know that's really saying something.
It makes me roll my eyes every time one of our pundits waxes poetic
about the great history and culture of the Muslim Mideast. Unless I'm
missing something, the Arabs haven't given anything to the world since
Algebra, and, by the way, thanks a hell of a lot for that one.
Chew this around and spit it out: Five hundred million Arabs; five
Million Jews. Think of all the Arab countries as a football field, and
Israel as a pack of matches sitting in the middle of it. And now these
same folks swear that if Israel gives them half of that pack of matches,
everyone will be pals..
Really? Wow, what neat news. Hey, but what about the string of wars to
obliterate the tiny country and the constant din of rabid blood oaths to
drive every Jew into the sea? Oh, that? We were just kidding.
My friend, Kevin Rooney, made a gorgeous point the other day: Just
reverse the numbers. Imagine five hundred million Jews and five million
Arabs. I was stunned at the simple brilliance of it. Can anyone
picture the Jews strapping belts of razor blades and dynamite to
themselves? Of course not.
Or marshaling every fiber and force at their disposal for generations to
drive a tiny Arab State into the sea? Nonsense. Or dancing for joy at
the murder of innocents? Impossible. Or spreading and believing
horrible lies about the Arabs baking their bread with the blood of
children?
Disgusting.
No, as you know, left to themselves in a world of peace, the worst Jews
would ever do to people is debate them to death.
Mr. Bush, God bless him, is walking a tightrope. I understand that with
vital operations in Iraq and others, it's in our interest, as Americans,
to try to stabilize our Arab allies as much as possible, and, after all,
that can't be much harder than stabilizing a roomful of super models
who've just had their drugs taken away
However, in any big-picture strategy, there's always a danger of losing
moral weight. We've already lost some. After September 11th our
president told us and the world he was going to root out all terrorists
and the countries that supported them. Beautiful. Then the Israelis,
after months and months of having the equivalent of an Oklahoma City
every week (and then every day) start to do the same thing we did, and
we tell them to show restraint.
If America were being attacked with an Oklahoma City every day, we would
all very shortly be screaming for the administration to just be done
with it and kill everything south of the Mediterranean and east of the
Jordan.Have you seen this article by Dennis Miller?
Dennis Miller is just another Zionist dupe and apologist.
His ';facts'; are totally wrong and completely ignore the fact the Hague Conventions prohibit gaining land through warfare.
Land cannot be ';won'; by conflict.
Israel has ';won'; nothing and has no (arguably) legal basis for existence.
We do not have to ';imagine'; Israelis pretending to be Arabs and blowing up buildings. We can refer to historical events for an example of their preferred method for terrorizing their ';allies'; while pretending to be the ';enemy.';
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavon_Affai鈥?/a>
The ';Lavon Affair' is remarkably similar to the events of 9/11/01. And. other acts allegedly committed by ';Muslims.';Have you seen this article by Dennis Miller?
palestinians were there first and they pwn bccuz they wont giv e in to israel keep resisting
i c it now, its gay
The Dennis Miller I know and love, cut through the chase and call it like it is!
Dennis Miller rocks!
Tom Tancredo for President! Dennis Miller can his Whitehouse Press Secretary!
It's a good article. Pulls no punches.
Yes, written by comedien Larry Miller, not Dennis Miller.
I don't like when famous people get on their soapboxes. I think it is dangerous. Nothing in this article is funny it is just about hate. What ever happened to the saying ';If you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all?';
I had not seen it. Thank you so much for posting it! I have really been a fan of his for a long time. I was especially pleased when he turned his impressive intelligence towards world events. I think he has sized this up absolutely on the money. Problem is the Bush haters will side with terrorists if they oppose Bush! I just don't understand that kind of hatred, but I think the ';Palestinians'; do.
oooooooooh, Mr. Bill!
You've sent your neocons and brainwashed Dennis Miller!
comments.
He recently had the following to say about the Middle East situation:
';A brief overview of the situation is always valuable, so as a service
to all Americans who still don't get it, I now offer you the story of
the Middle East in just a few paragraphs, which is all you Really need.
Here we go:
The Palestinians want their own country. There's just one thing about
that: There are no Palestinians. It's a made up word. Israel was
called Palestine for two thousand years. Like ';Wiccan,'; ';Palestinian';
sounds ancient but is really a modern invention. Before the Israelis
won the land in the 1967 war, Gaza was owned by Egypt, the West Bank was
owned by Jordan, and there were no ';Palestinians.';
As soon as the Jews took over and started growing oranges as big as
basketballs, what do you know, say hello to the ';Palestinians,'; weeping
for their deep bond with their lost ';land'; and ';nation.';
So for the sake of honesty, let's not use the word ';Palestinian'; any
more to describe these delightful folks, who dance for joy at our
defeats until someone points out they're being taped. Instead, let's
call them what they are: ';Other Arabs Who Can't Accomplish Anything In
Life And Would Rather Wrap Themselves In The Seductive Melodrama Of
Eternal Struggle And Death.';
I know that's a bit unwieldy to expect to see on CNN. How about this,
then: ';Adjacent Jew-Haters.'; Okay, so the Adjacent Jew-Haters want
their own country. Oops, just one more thing: No, they don't. They
could've had their own country any time in the last thirty years,
especially two years ago at Camp David. But if you have your own
country, you have to have traffic lights and garbage trucks and Chambers
of Commerce, and, worse, you actually have to figure out some way to
make a living.
That's no fun. No, they want what all the other Jew-Haters in the region
want: Israel. They also want a big pile of dead Jews, of course
--that's where the real fun is -- but mostly they want Israel.
Why? For one thing, trying to destroy Israel - or ';The Zionist Entity';
as their textbooks call it -- for the last fifty years has allowed the
rulers of Arab countries to divert the attention of their own people
away from the fact that they're the blue-ribbon most illiterate,
poorest, and tribally backward on God's Earth, and if you've ever been
around God's Earth, you know that's really saying something.
It makes me roll my eyes every time one of our pundits waxes poetic
about the great history and culture of the Muslim Mideast. Unless I'm
missing something, the Arabs haven't given anything to the world since
Algebra, and, by the way, thanks a hell of a lot for that one.
Chew this around and spit it out: Five hundred million Arabs; five
Million Jews. Think of all the Arab countries as a football field, and
Israel as a pack of matches sitting in the middle of it. And now these
same folks swear that if Israel gives them half of that pack of matches,
everyone will be pals..
Really? Wow, what neat news. Hey, but what about the string of wars to
obliterate the tiny country and the constant din of rabid blood oaths to
drive every Jew into the sea? Oh, that? We were just kidding.
My friend, Kevin Rooney, made a gorgeous point the other day: Just
reverse the numbers. Imagine five hundred million Jews and five million
Arabs. I was stunned at the simple brilliance of it. Can anyone
picture the Jews strapping belts of razor blades and dynamite to
themselves? Of course not.
Or marshaling every fiber and force at their disposal for generations to
drive a tiny Arab State into the sea? Nonsense. Or dancing for joy at
the murder of innocents? Impossible. Or spreading and believing
horrible lies about the Arabs baking their bread with the blood of
children?
Disgusting.
No, as you know, left to themselves in a world of peace, the worst Jews
would ever do to people is debate them to death.
Mr. Bush, God bless him, is walking a tightrope. I understand that with
vital operations in Iraq and others, it's in our interest, as Americans,
to try to stabilize our Arab allies as much as possible, and, after all,
that can't be much harder than stabilizing a roomful of super models
who've just had their drugs taken away
However, in any big-picture strategy, there's always a danger of losing
moral weight. We've already lost some. After September 11th our
president told us and the world he was going to root out all terrorists
and the countries that supported them. Beautiful. Then the Israelis,
after months and months of having the equivalent of an Oklahoma City
every week (and then every day) start to do the same thing we did, and
we tell them to show restraint.
If America were being attacked with an Oklahoma City every day, we would
all very shortly be screaming for the administration to just be done
with it and kill everything south of the Mediterranean and east of the
Jordan.Have you seen this article by Dennis Miller?
Dennis Miller is just another Zionist dupe and apologist.
His ';facts'; are totally wrong and completely ignore the fact the Hague Conventions prohibit gaining land through warfare.
Land cannot be ';won'; by conflict.
Israel has ';won'; nothing and has no (arguably) legal basis for existence.
We do not have to ';imagine'; Israelis pretending to be Arabs and blowing up buildings. We can refer to historical events for an example of their preferred method for terrorizing their ';allies'; while pretending to be the ';enemy.';
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lavon_Affai鈥?/a>
The ';Lavon Affair' is remarkably similar to the events of 9/11/01. And. other acts allegedly committed by ';Muslims.';Have you seen this article by Dennis Miller?
palestinians were there first and they pwn bccuz they wont giv e in to israel keep resisting
Report Abuse
i c it now, its gay
The Dennis Miller I know and love, cut through the chase and call it like it is!
Dennis Miller rocks!
Tom Tancredo for President! Dennis Miller can his Whitehouse Press Secretary!
It's a good article. Pulls no punches.
Yes, written by comedien Larry Miller, not Dennis Miller.
I don't like when famous people get on their soapboxes. I think it is dangerous. Nothing in this article is funny it is just about hate. What ever happened to the saying ';If you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all?';
I had not seen it. Thank you so much for posting it! I have really been a fan of his for a long time. I was especially pleased when he turned his impressive intelligence towards world events. I think he has sized this up absolutely on the money. Problem is the Bush haters will side with terrorists if they oppose Bush! I just don't understand that kind of hatred, but I think the ';Palestinians'; do.
oooooooooh, Mr. Bill!
You've sent your neocons and brainwashed Dennis Miller!
Who once called Dennis Miller a ';baba ganoush';?
Dana CarveyWho once called Dennis Miller a ';baba ganoush';?
dana carvey when he was impersonating dennis miller in front of dennis miller--back on SNL news- maybe 92, 93?Who once called Dennis Miller a ';baba ganoush';?
Why would you call Dennis Miller ';the name of two popular Middle Eastern dishes made primarily of eggplant?'skin
dana carvey when he was impersonating dennis miller in front of dennis miller--back on SNL news- maybe 92, 93?Who once called Dennis Miller a ';baba ganoush';?
Why would you call Dennis Miller ';the name of two popular Middle Eastern dishes made primarily of eggplant?'
Stephen Colbert's career is skyrockets while Dennis Miller's crashes and burns. Did chimp-love seal Miller's..
fate?Stephen Colbert's career is skyrockets while Dennis Miller's crashes and burns. Did chimp-love seal Miller's..
Monkey see, Monkey do............
yep, it appears to be fateStephen Colbert's career is skyrockets while Dennis Miller's crashes and burns. Did chimp-love seal Miller's..
Miller was never funny. Especially when he was on Monday Night Football.
Miller was never funny...and his blind support of the Bush was just sad.
I really don't know where Miller got his support from.
Only complete chimps could possibly love this monkey.
I think so. It's not a very good time to be a conservative comedian. The truth is too painful to laugh at.
Colbert fits in nicely with the modern culture of cynicism, where you show how smart you are by being critical of everything equally.
Taking a stand on anything is just too risky in our ';enlightened'; age, and the risks go both ways. On the other spectrum of Miller is Al Franken....where's he been on the pertinence scale lately?
Miller needs no writers to tell him what to say whether it be funny or just opinions on the news on his radio show or whatever news host has him on to give commentary.
Stephen Colbert was out for a while along with Comedy Central's John Stewart for quite a while, before they probably took a look at their bank accounts and knew they had to muster something up to get back on the air without the writers. Must be a cruel fate to be considered intelligent and witty; until the writers go on strike and leave you with nothing. Not even a show anymore.
Monkey see, Monkey do............
yep, it appears to be fateStephen Colbert's career is skyrockets while Dennis Miller's crashes and burns. Did chimp-love seal Miller's..
Miller was never funny. Especially when he was on Monday Night Football.
Miller was never funny...and his blind support of the Bush was just sad.
I really don't know where Miller got his support from.
Only complete chimps could possibly love this monkey.
I think so. It's not a very good time to be a conservative comedian. The truth is too painful to laugh at.
Colbert fits in nicely with the modern culture of cynicism, where you show how smart you are by being critical of everything equally.
Taking a stand on anything is just too risky in our ';enlightened'; age, and the risks go both ways. On the other spectrum of Miller is Al Franken....where's he been on the pertinence scale lately?
Miller needs no writers to tell him what to say whether it be funny or just opinions on the news on his radio show or whatever news host has him on to give commentary.
Stephen Colbert was out for a while along with Comedy Central's John Stewart for quite a while, before they probably took a look at their bank accounts and knew they had to muster something up to get back on the air without the writers. Must be a cruel fate to be considered intelligent and witty; until the writers go on strike and leave you with nothing. Not even a show anymore.
Bill Maher, Dennis Miller or Howard Stern?
who's political views do you agree most with.
and who's funnier?Bill Maher, Dennis Miller or Howard Stern?
Miller is not funny, except when trying to announce Monday Night Football. Maher is a bloated fool. Stern is indeed a cestpool, but at least he knows it.
Colbert wins because he doesn't take himself too seriously and has mastered the art of political irony.Bill Maher, Dennis Miller or Howard Stern?
Stephen Colbert is the best. Those guys don't hold a torch to him.
Bill Maher
yea what happened to john stewart and stephen colbert, stupid writers strike , anyways bill maher is my favorite on your list.
Roy D. Mercer.......
I think Maher's funny. Miller's too dry. Stern is a cesspool.
None.
Stern is a porn freak whose voice annoys the heck out of me.
Miller is a wanna be commedian who needs to keep his opinions to himself when it comes to politics
Maher is just an idiot who is about as funny as stubbing your toes
Nate
and who's funnier?Bill Maher, Dennis Miller or Howard Stern?
Miller is not funny, except when trying to announce Monday Night Football. Maher is a bloated fool. Stern is indeed a cestpool, but at least he knows it.
Colbert wins because he doesn't take himself too seriously and has mastered the art of political irony.Bill Maher, Dennis Miller or Howard Stern?
Stephen Colbert is the best. Those guys don't hold a torch to him.
Bill Maher
yea what happened to john stewart and stephen colbert, stupid writers strike , anyways bill maher is my favorite on your list.
Roy D. Mercer.......
I think Maher's funny. Miller's too dry. Stern is a cesspool.
None.
Stern is a porn freak whose voice annoys the heck out of me.
Miller is a wanna be commedian who needs to keep his opinions to himself when it comes to politics
Maher is just an idiot who is about as funny as stubbing your toes
Nate
Atheists, how does it feel knowing that Dennis Miller is smarter than you!?
Hm. Fred Phelps versus Carl Sagan.Atheists, how does it feel knowing that Dennis Miller is smarter than you!?
(a) I have no idea who Dennis Miller is
(b) IQ does not equate to common sense
(c) you have no idea how smart I am so your question is based on a false assumption
(d) I don't give a flying f*ck how smart someone else is
UPDATE: and no, I haven't been hiding under a rock - I live in somewhere called ENGLAND (you may have heard of it - it's part of the Rest of the World outside America)Atheists, how does it feel knowing that Dennis Miller is smarter than you!?
In his past rants about religion, Miller stated ';I consider myself to be a Christian.';[2][34] But he has since changed his opinion and stated that he is ';not a Christian.';[9] He has, however, stated that ';there is some Christian in me'; on his radio program.[
YOu are owned
Don't know the guy,
Christians, how do you feel that you will have wasted a large portion of your life on an non existent higher being?
Some of us live in other 'rocks' than the USA, think about it. I doubt you know who John Terry is? Why, because you don't live in England, that's why.
I don't know that Dennis Miller is smarter than me, and nor do you.
And not being aware of a particular celebrity, especially one who is virtually unknown outside the US, does not make one uncultured.
You don't know me and therefore have no basis for comparison. Your question is moot.
But to answer your question, assuming that he is smarter than me, I feel fine about that.
ConfuciousMouse say:
Many many people smarter than ConfuciousMouse.
ConfuciousMouse fail to see what matter one more.
Does not have anything to do with religious belief.
What's his IQ? Statistically speaking it's unlikely that he's smarter than I am.
BTW, he supposedly stated in his September 22, 2006 broadcast that he's not a Christian.
Someone is smarter than me?! OMG!
Hey creationalists, how to you feel knowing Dennis the Mennace is smarter than you?!
And who is Dennis Miller?
I doubt you have ever read Stephen Hawking or Richard Dawkins, what have you been doing for the last twenty years? Hiding behind a bible? How does that make you feel to be less educated than I am?
Dennis Miller is an intelligent man to be sure, but he's not a rocket scientist, or any type of scientist for that matter, what's your point.
Dennis Miller is somewhat intelligent. Are you really attempting to insult us with your laughable question?
Dennis Miller is not smarter than I am, not by a long shot. Nor is he more humorous.
Your intelligence is showing.
what about dennis miller?
Dennis Miller is smart? You mean that guy on T.V.? Not the normal people with the name Dennis Miller, right?
The Comedian? I don't really mind, I don't have all the answers ~Atheist.
He's a completely humorless has been who thinks he's funny. He thinks Bush is a great president, how smart can he be?
How does it feel knowing that Steven Hawking is smarter than Dennis Miller?
Who's Dennis Miller?
I wouldn't care really, there will always be people smarter than me.
Enjoy your blind faith and no life after death :D
NO but i know that RICHARD DAWKINGS IN A GOD!
No idea who he is. So I don't care.
is he?
(a) I have no idea who Dennis Miller is
(b) IQ does not equate to common sense
(c) you have no idea how smart I am so your question is based on a false assumption
(d) I don't give a flying f*ck how smart someone else is
UPDATE: and no, I haven't been hiding under a rock - I live in somewhere called ENGLAND (you may have heard of it - it's part of the Rest of the World outside America)Atheists, how does it feel knowing that Dennis Miller is smarter than you!?
In his past rants about religion, Miller stated ';I consider myself to be a Christian.';[2][34] But he has since changed his opinion and stated that he is ';not a Christian.';[9] He has, however, stated that ';there is some Christian in me'; on his radio program.[
YOu are owned
Don't know the guy,
Christians, how do you feel that you will have wasted a large portion of your life on an non existent higher being?
Some of us live in other 'rocks' than the USA, think about it. I doubt you know who John Terry is? Why, because you don't live in England, that's why.
I don't know that Dennis Miller is smarter than me, and nor do you.
And not being aware of a particular celebrity, especially one who is virtually unknown outside the US, does not make one uncultured.
You don't know me and therefore have no basis for comparison. Your question is moot.
But to answer your question, assuming that he is smarter than me, I feel fine about that.
ConfuciousMouse say:
Many many people smarter than ConfuciousMouse.
ConfuciousMouse fail to see what matter one more.
Does not have anything to do with religious belief.
What's his IQ? Statistically speaking it's unlikely that he's smarter than I am.
BTW, he supposedly stated in his September 22, 2006 broadcast that he's not a Christian.
Someone is smarter than me?! OMG!
Hey creationalists, how to you feel knowing Dennis the Mennace is smarter than you?!
And who is Dennis Miller?
I doubt you have ever read Stephen Hawking or Richard Dawkins, what have you been doing for the last twenty years? Hiding behind a bible? How does that make you feel to be less educated than I am?
Dennis Miller is an intelligent man to be sure, but he's not a rocket scientist, or any type of scientist for that matter, what's your point.
Dennis Miller is somewhat intelligent. Are you really attempting to insult us with your laughable question?
Dennis Miller is not smarter than I am, not by a long shot. Nor is he more humorous.
Your intelligence is showing.
what about dennis miller?
Dennis Miller is smart? You mean that guy on T.V.? Not the normal people with the name Dennis Miller, right?
The Comedian? I don't really mind, I don't have all the answers ~Atheist.
He's a completely humorless has been who thinks he's funny. He thinks Bush is a great president, how smart can he be?
How does it feel knowing that Steven Hawking is smarter than Dennis Miller?
Who's Dennis Miller?
I wouldn't care really, there will always be people smarter than me.
Enjoy your blind faith and no life after death :D
NO but i know that RICHARD DAWKINGS IN A GOD!
No idea who he is. So I don't care.
is he?
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